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Welcome to a cynical optimist! You’ve now committed to 1 hour at least of your time for entertainment that is equal to straight to video movie! Join me each week as I comment on internet jargon, inter... more
FAQs about A Cynical Optimist:How many episodes does A Cynical Optimist have?The podcast currently has 229 episodes available.
December 09, 2022Episode 75: Weep Openly!Kanye west loves a good schnitzel. Bullet train was better than I expected. When your friends were busy as a kid you had to pull then3rd string friends. A little skate talk for the culture!...more1h 12minPlay
December 02, 2022Episode 74: Walking On Peoples Heads!The podcast wrapped data is incredible and I appreciate all the listens! Turnstile is looking to be the next big band up! Creatures in the deep are there so let’s not fuck with them. I think I’m a funny enough to be on the internet!...more1h 5minPlay
November 25, 2022Episode 73: Earn Your AssholeryGuitar center show offs and I get anxiety if I’m asked to play guitar. RIP to the green ranger. Showed me how to beat up dudes with medallion hearts. My favorite and least favorite Thanksgiving sides!...more1h 10minPlay
November 18, 2022Episode 72: Skank At My Funeral!Ska music is the best even at funerals! Swiftys can change the course of ticket history. Don’t worry darling was decent but they had no frutopia. Banks are the worst with money...more1h 8minPlay
November 11, 2022Episode 71: Three Way With Elon!My gift gets confirmed once again on this episode! A haircut shouldn’t be as hard as figuring out the metaverse. Tipping comes up again. Sorry. Elon can now do what he wants and that does not include sex with me....more1h 8minPlay
November 04, 2022Episode 70: It Might Be Dog Food!I come to the realization that I don’t need to hear sales pitches anymore. If you’re rich you can definitely have more fun like Diddy! Unfortunately, we lose another legend in the hip hop game. Change is scary but if it came out on a sitcom on the 90s it helped me cope....more1h 12minPlay
October 28, 2022Episode 69: Quench Your Ear Holes!We are no longer a democracy but an idiocracy. Privileged protestors show they care by destroying art around other privileged people. Kanye really did it this time. Instagram games are annoying and pointless!...more1h 8minPlay
October 21, 2022Episode 68: Post Hereditary J.RTicket master can suck my 182 inch blink. Why do celebrities get such shitty seats? Isn’t our childhood sacred enough not to turn into a horror film? And a little bit of optimism on the way out....more1h 15minPlay
October 14, 2022Episode 67: Turtle Lord!Chris Pratt has been an Italian plumber and we just didn’t know it. You can not pay me to pay for someone’s instagram subscription! Finally, the moment we’ve all been waiting for since I predicted it! Blink 182 is back together and all is right in the world!!...more1h 2minPlay
October 07, 2022Episode 66: Tommy Two Toes!I find my self talking more marvel talk. Community movie announced and I see the light at the end of the tunnel! Does SNL steal sketches? If so I have a few you can have! And lastly, do you want to hear me sing? No? Ok here I go…....more1h 13minPlay
FAQs about A Cynical Optimist:How many episodes does A Cynical Optimist have?The podcast currently has 229 episodes available.