I get way to passionate about how much donkey balls my city sucks. Is porn a big deal? Nothing really matters cause we are on a rock rotating with other rocks in a rotating motion!

Movie and music reviews take the experience out of just consuming it. What I would do if I won the lotto! And it doesn’t even start with buying stuff. It is official I am old and not keeping up with the times!

It’s different now that I am the new Mr. Worldwide. I might want to live in the middle of nowhere soon. I’m up to my old ways with time travel talk to which I know so little about. Has innovation slowed down? Or, do I just now know what I’m talking about! Find out!

First time bringing up a deep and sad topic. Shrinkflation is absolutely out of pocket! No need to worry if you’re a freak cause the internet has a place just for you!

It’s a good one this week! Me and my wife did a road trip podcast on the way to see the carousel tour with Anthony Green and Laura Jane Grace! We talk all topics on this trip so it was hard for me to narrow down what we did talk about. Also when you think the podcast is over we give you a encore on how the show went!

I dive deep into things I have no business in talking about…the multiverse! Mandela effects prove my point! All these songs about growing up and I still did it! Drink some more water it’s only 110 calories! We are savages and will always be!

My generations attention to detail is wild. What will they have us consume next?! Getting famous reciting lyrics is how you become famous and also having drakes next kid. Amber and Johnny trial is really shitting the bed.

New dating love shows are out of pocket! I could of been apart of alpha dog easily! The Beatles finally broke through to me!…sort of…I mean ok they did!

Get embarrassed it’s cool! A joke lends badly for one guy but makes me laugh forever! Air BNB but for stuff you don’t want to store anymore! I came up with a genius app idea! Early days of apps and websites. Being who you are from the jump is what I strived for and appreciate!

Family trip to the zoo! Bruce will and Jim Carey retiring! Support cause you want to not cause you have to! Where do ideas come from? I burn material because let’s be honest…will I ever use it?!