A Cynical Optimist

My wife takes me to the scariest movies I’ve ever seen. But then recommends a great show! I think all food reviewers need to be dangerously fat for me to take an opinion on the foods they are trying. Cold plunges are this years razor scooter!

I never really 4:20’d but I have a story that was kinda close. Every dog has its day if that dog plays the lottery. Jerry Springer kept me company when stayed home from school so shout out to him. My wife didn’t know people had kinks. I appreciate when people use the internet for good and cleverly promote themselves.

We back! But we also never left! We realize things are never as bad as we think they are gonna be like the Mario movie! Entertainers need to put some respect on us with their performances and ticket prices! Bud light made a can to make people think they were drinking gay. Instagram verification means nothing if you’re just a guy somewhere doing nothing!

I get my first one star review and we expose them! More conspiracy talk about predictive programming. The guy who invented cash app…cashed out. Do white people need religion?

What do people get advice from almost famous people? Seth Rogen doesn’t want kids and he will gladly tell you about it. Fear had the best performance in SNL history! You can sue for anything these days. A spoiler free scream 6 movie review and Quintin Tarantino is writing his last movie!

Good burger is coming out with a sequel! Let’s hope the ska song is even better this time around! Power rangers reboot coming to Netflix to give us a nostalgia fix. Nike SB and Jordan collar on a shoes that should of came out 10 years ago. Channel West Coast can not schedule to save her life. YouTube pushed coins on me!

Why can’t people just enjoy food the way it comes? I’m not crying! You’re crying! Woody Harrelson is a natural born vaccine denier. Where is that Malaysian airplane?

A tiny review of the ant man and the wasp! This podcast is a junk drawer! What’s in yours? I have no clue about cars and I make sure you know it! Sunny delight makes a seltzer so I can silk in my nostalgia sorrows!

Recap of my family trip to Houston the metropolis of soullessness. If you are balling on a budget pick up some Jordan’s at rent-a-center and pay triple! Matthew McConaughey has my dream job being an idea guy!

Valentine’s Day recap and the McDonald’s meal that brings couples together! Violent night movie review! Pixar movies are tugging at my heart strings. A little bit more time travel talk which I get can become to much. Bettering myself is tough because I have Sid Vicious living in my head.