A Cynical Optimist

In todays episode we explore the ways in which we can look ridiculous but also stay fashionable. Wether it’s a red boot to look like Astro boy. Or, shoes that get you somewhere 3 seconds faster by putting on shoes that would get you punched between the eyes. Saw knock at the cabin and Batista killed it! But Ron Weasley couldn’t cast a spell to act better! Wal mart closing stores cause they hate getting finessed. Lil dirk skates but only if he was laying down on his chest. How can I be a financial success if I don’t go to the LLC store!

Back with another ep to fuel your boring days! It’s much of the same! It froze in Texas and we had no idea what to do! So we went dumpster diving. A spoiler free wakanda forever review…I promise. The word Riz pisses me off but so do videos of motivational tile guys

Was the green m&m that hot that someone noticed her shoes changed? People got upset about fictional character but again it was Jonah hill. James Gunn revealed his DCU now hopefully Ezra stops revealing himself.

Medicine companies need to change the way they package. Not really but let there be another way to get into the package when you’re sick! These internet givers make me think every situation where I’m in a position to help will reward me with riches! Tom Delonge need a lyric machine to remember to carry him home?

We got another winner of a pod! It’s a road trip podcast with my wife! The sound is meh but work with it cause it’s a good one! I’m trying to be less weird and more welcoming-ish. Who would you rather be stuck in a room with Demi Lovato or Marlin Manson? There was a golden era of music or one of many. And finally we have merch apparently but not actually!

You think we can only have one internet famous person come out of my city?! No sir we have two! Popcorn is the name of the game this time! Door dash employees assume they will be millionaires. The menu movie review is for the first time spoiler free. Lauren London and Jonah hill would never happen but you put it on Netflix and it works! We talk lottery again and how you could get your ride pimped

First new pod of the year and it’s already off to a crazy start! lol Wayne is pro and the F is for how the F@!k did that happen! Nobody has posted that 2023 is their year? So we have just accepted failure? Real estate prices are insane in bigger cities especially when it comes to toilets!

Was I impish this year? Maybe the people who broke into my truck will tell me. Can you make a car that runs off water and air and not be found dead mysteriously? Doubt it! But we will see! I finally gave VR a chance and oh how I was wrong! This is the future!

Tis the season to have a haunting meme our of the nut cracker. Internet givers just need content not confirmation. The YouTube algorithm has got me again! More tipping talk cause you know what you signed up for! Best Christmas gifts from my childhood. We made soft times so here come the soft people!

Music makes me make short films and trailers in my head. Love camping videos but wouldn’t step foot in the woods. Jim Carey is the man and his reaction to dying makes him even more the man!