A Cynical Optimist

Kanye west loves a good schnitzel. Bullet train was better than I expected. When your friends were busy as a kid you had to pull then3rd string friends. A little skate talk for the culture!

The podcast wrapped data is incredible and I appreciate all the listens! Turnstile is looking to be the next big band up! Creatures in the deep are there so let’s not fuck with them. I think I’m a funny enough to be on the internet!

Guitar center show offs and I get anxiety if I’m asked to play guitar. RIP to the green ranger. Showed me how to beat up dudes with medallion hearts. My favorite and least favorite Thanksgiving sides!

Ska music is the best even at funerals! Swiftys can change the course of ticket history. Don’t worry darling was decent but they had no frutopia. Banks are the worst with money

My gift gets confirmed once again on this episode! A haircut shouldn’t be as hard as figuring out the metaverse. Tipping comes up again. Sorry. Elon can now do what he wants and that does not include sex with me.

I come to the realization that I don’t need to hear sales pitches anymore. If you’re rich you can definitely have more fun like Diddy! Unfortunately, we lose another legend in the hip hop game. Change is scary but if it came out on a sitcom on the 90s it helped me cope.

We are no longer a democracy but an idiocracy. Privileged protestors show they care by destroying art around other privileged people. Kanye really did it this time. Instagram games are annoying and pointless!

Ticket master can suck my 182 inch blink. Why do celebrities get such shitty seats? Isn’t our childhood sacred enough not to turn into a horror film? And a little bit of optimism on the way out.

Chris Pratt has been an Italian plumber and we just didn’t know it. You can not pay me to pay for someone’s instagram subscription! Finally, the moment we’ve all been waiting for since I predicted it! Blink 182 is back together and all is right in the world!!

I find my self talking more marvel talk. Community movie announced and I see the light at the end of the tunnel! Does SNL steal sketches? If so I have a few you can have! And lastly, do you want to hear me sing? No? Ok here I go….