A Cynical Optimist

My house is a terrarium! Anxiety is a challenge that you can cure with boner pills. Nofx calling it quits and I’m okay with it! A particular punk album let’s me know being alone is ok!

Being a rapper almost seems like a death sentence. Queens gambit was actually good! Let me get the chicken Parmesan hold the NyQuil. At last we finally know that sway did indeed have the answers!

We had a moment with mumble rap and a few stayed and a few well didn’t sort of. Thor and morbid movie review that much like the movies aren’t that bad but also not that good. Maybe the worst pod I’ve edited or put together? But stick with me it will get better!

Moved into a new house! Got high off of our work supply. Trying to buy a car sucks! Tipping comes up again cause it’s me. Dinosaurs get paid peanuts in new Jurassic movie!

What happened to batgirl was equivalent to somebody passing. The mist movie had the best or worst ending. Let’s stop experimenting on shit! I know more about law then most internet cops!

Not knowing when you’re in the good ole days. Eat what you want just don’t bring it around me. What happened to NFTs? Did you realize it was just a screenshot you paid 2 million for?

They sell us our memories in a funko pop. You gotta be fast if you’re gonna catch a trend! Zumiez had the most smokers per capita. Best Buy charging me for bag technology. I scared myself right into a scary story!

SDCC happened and bad CGI makes people not believe Groot is real. The streets on the internet are tough! Being punk rock is cool now so stop being so punk about it! And finally shoutout Sean!

Don’t talk up an artist or musician just tell them you love their stuff and get out of there! I hate social experiments recorded for the internet. There are some people that are truly in love walking everywhere together! Was the whole world just really talented at trick shots?

On the way to Austin me and my wife talk about the bands fiddlehead and no pressure and how we discovered them. What it meant to be straight edge. As a bonus we recap how the show went!