A Cynical Optimist

Officially made it to one year of the pod! Rest In Peace Taylor Hawkins! Will Smith gave his best performance ever! The internet is only 12,081 days old! We eat enough plastics to poop a credit card! What else will be apart of the earths DLC? I’m not my heritage but certain things are cool.

Can’t say yeah man without thinking of a disturbed parody. Why do we still ask for love advice? Thoughts that live in my head rent free. Tube men are distracting. Kim and Kanye were a setup. Do I need adderall? Weed never worked out for me.

Almost a year of the pod and I have talked about nothing! Red dead redemption is to good of a game. Pam and tommy was the first viral video. Daylight savings can finally be over thanks to me! Have friends that can speak bit! The Batman was great but you already knew that! The time I TP’d a house and found out it got way worse for the house later!

You know the message always doing what you love! I can create a conspiracy theory no problem! Ill never believe my own theory! Covid can’t be your excuse anymore! If I were president dayligjt savings would be over!

Bumping my head, Kanye doc was inspiring, I miss you video was weird from the jump! Don’t put me in a box! To much content makes you miss out on so much!

In this episode I talk about how documentaries are made to fast about their real life subjects. Why are you try to cancel Aquafina and not Dasani? How did get here? And when we got here why did We suck so bad at just being here?

Getting on the other side of Covid I think? Joe Rogan does numbers and Neil Young can count numbers. Is there such a thing as Christian porn? Does kitchen technology need an upgrade? Could a food shortage make us shredded?

On this episode I ponder the question what does the perfect steak taste like. Fast food rules if you want that extra cash. They are running out of ideas for tv shows! You would be so lucky to be able to complain!

A third installment of me and my wife on a road trip doing a pod! We talk about a decent cannibal, selling fart jars. My wife knows nothing about the metaverse!

New year, new pod! Recap on the holidays, Betty white gets to rest. Don’t look up is tight. I need him Carrey to motivate me. CBGB movie could have been better. Are movies a make or break?