A Cynical Optimist

Should people who spoil movies be executed? What does Selena Gomez actually do? Why would aliens be able to take you to heaven. Drive a Mercedes’ to your dishwashing job!

Review on bombshell movie and dopesick show, how I zinged and then got zanged in my first fight, and what else can we do with social media? Is there anything left to share?

Listen to my new hip hop album that I sell to you at the mall. of course we are softer than charmin. how do you sell a womens purse? I can probably afford a samurai sword now. can you find out by fucking around?

Pete needs blood so he can keep dating dimes. Future is a toxic pastor, we got serious for some reason, a guy just can’t enjoy a hot dog anymore, and hey will just be will again!

PDD is killing it at SNL, audition tapes, having what I consider fun on social media, I break down what happens when you wear cargo shirts to a pool party, last time I talk about money (I think), and social media is gonna always be social media, RIP young dolph!

A non necessary review of limp bizkits new album, the Astro world debacle, what the hell do you do with money?!

Sign flippers, true crime is lame, I don’t trust you if you went to Disney land, people whose personality is drinking and smoking, my first high school party experience

Coffee addiction at its finest, hiding bodies for my good boys, memes make the rules, follow me to the path of enlightenment cause you don’t have hobbies!

The only person on only fans not doing porn, Nirvana baby is mad, so woke they you fall asleep, filmage documentary, you want to be successful but not work for it, new snl sketch guys!

Being ceo of a taco cabana don’t skateboard company, Instagram get a clean bill of health, love every day like it’s your first or last or just live.