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A Git & A Geezah
A Git & A Geezah episodes
- Giant Pumpkins, Hot Pocket Heists, and Fake Death Dine-and-DashesIn this episode, we cover some of the most outrageous stories yet! We start with the tale of the world's largest pumpkin, an impressive feat in the world of giant produce. Next, we dive into the bizarre case of a man who broke into a bank—not to steal money, but just to heat up a Hot Pocket. And finally, we laugh our way through the antics of a man in Spain who went to 20 restaurants, faked his death, and ran off without paying for his meals. Tune in for a hilarious mix of food, fraud, and giant vegetables!
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30 min - Pain Olympics, Explosive Potatoes, and Submarine SecretsIn this intense episode, we dive into some truly wild stories. First, we discuss the infamous and gruesome Pain Olympics—trigger warning for anyone sensitive to gory details. We then lighten things up with a bizarre tale from a chip factory, where a grenade was mistaken for a potato, causing quite the explosive mix-up. Finally, we explore the mystery of a washed-up submarine and what it might mean. Brace yourself for a blend of shocking, strange, and downright unbelievable news!
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27 min - Pets in Politics, Spy Whales, and Diddy DramaIn this episode, we explore the quirky phenomenon of pets being elected as mayors and holding public office, proving that anyone can have a paw-sitive impact on their community! We then dive into the intriguing tale of a Russian spy whale, uncovering the fascinating—and somewhat absurd—world of marine espionage. Of course, we can't forget the latest developments in the P Diddy legal case, adding a layer of celebrity intrigue to our discussion. Join us for a lively chat about these stories and more, sprinkled with our usual banter and commentary on the week's news!
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36 min - Table Talk: Skipbo Showdowns and News HighlightIn this special "Table Talk" episode, we mix things up by discussing the week's funniest and weirdest news stories while playing an intense game of Skipbo! Join us for a fun-filled ride as we juggle news commentary with strategic card play, sharing laughs and insights along the way. It’s the perfect blend of competition, conversation, and current events!
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24 min - Skydiving Centenarians, Card-Stacking Champs, and Watermelon SmugglersIn this thrilling episode, we take to the skies with a 102-year-old skydiver who proves that age is just a number. We then marvel at the incredible precision of a 54-level card-stacking champion, whose steady hands and nerves of steel have made him a legend. The episode takes a surprising turn as we delve into the world of smuggling, uncovering the ingenious but illegal practice of disguising drugs as watermelons. Tune in for a mix of high-flying adventures, record-breaking feats, and jaw-dropping crime stories!
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31 min - Olympic Dreams, Lake Erie Gators, and Dangerous Dog PerfumeIn this episode, we kick off with a discussion about the latest Olympic news, sharing our thoughts on the athletes and events to watch. We then dive into the curious case of an alligator spotted in Lake Erie, exploring how it ended up so far from home. Finally, we sniff out the controversy surrounding Dolce & Gabbana's new dog perfume, which is causing a stir for being unsafe for our furry friends. Join us for a mix of sports, strange sightings, and fashion fails!
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37 min - Coked-Up Sharks, Royal Goats, and Festival FunIn this jaw-dropping episode, we dive into the bizarre world of sharks testing positive for cocaine and explore the implications of this shocking discovery. We then turn our attention to the unexpected: King Charles bestowing royal titles on goats in a delightful ceremony that has everyone talking. Finally, we round off the episode with a lively discussion about the latest and greatest festivals, sharing our favorite moments and must-see events. Join us for a wild ride through these unbelievable stories and festival fun!
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33 min - Fake Nuns, Wooden Wars, Unicycles, and Assassination AttemptsIn this riveting episode, we uncover the scandalous story of a nun who faked her death to pursue a life of sex and freedom. We then journey back in time to discuss the bizarre war fought over a wooden bucket. Next, we marvel at the incredible feat of a man unicycling his way across Ireland. The episode culminates with an in-depth look at the biggest news of the week: the attempted assassination of Donald Trump. Join us for a wild ride through these unbelievable tales and more, as we blend historical curiosities with current events and a dash of adventure!
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37 min - The AUKUS Episode: Slang, Shenanigans, and Special GuestsIn this special AUKUS episode, we welcome an Australian guest to join the fun! We kick things off with a roundup of the week's funniest news stories, guaranteed to bring a smile to your face. Then, we dive into a lively discussion about Aussie and UK slang, comparing the quirks and charm of each. From hilarious anecdotes to cultural insights, this episode is a delightful mix of humor and learning. Tune in for a unique blend of accents, laughs, and linguistic discoveries!
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38 min - Beach Ball Records, Lifelike Robots, and Gamer FeudsIn this week's episode, we dive into some truly astonishing stories. First, we celebrate the new Guinness World Record holders who managed to pass a beach ball back and forth for over an hour. We then explore the eerie advancements in robotics, where human skin is being added to make robots more lifelike and capable of smiling. The episode takes a dramatic turn as we discuss a gamer who flew from Jersey to Florida to confront an online rival. We also examine the recent ruling on presidential immunity from the law and its implications. Finally, we unravel the curious case of monkeys who have learned to use money and even engage in prostitution. Join us for a wild ride through these unbelievable stories and more!
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About A Git & A Geezah
From the publisher's feed
Step into the hilarious and offbeat world of "A Git and a Geezah," the podcast where laughs are guaranteed, and the unexpected is the norm. Joined by my friend Noah, we take you on a rollicking…
journey through the most bizarre news from around the globe, all while sharing our own outlandish experiences that'll have your sides splitting.
In each episode, brace yourself for unscripted comedy, as we tackle the latest funny headlines and dive deep into personal anecdotes that are as entertaining as they are unpredictable. Whether you're looking for a comic relief during your commute, a lighthearted listen to brighten your day, or simply a fan of off-the-wall topics, this podcast is your ticket to hilarity.
Tune in to "A Git and a Geezah" for:
- A fresh take on world news with a comedic twist
- Engaging stories from our lives that resonate with listeners
- A perfect blend of satire, sincerity, and side-splitting moments
Ideal for those in search of a good laugh, appreciators of dry humor, and anyone who enjoys the quirky side of life, "A Git and a Geezah" promises to become your go-to source for the funny, the peculiar, and the utterly amusing.
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