A Git & A Geezah

A Git & A Geezah

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A Git & A Geezah episodes

  • Honey-Heist Bears, Chimney Mishaps & Robot Soccer | News, Laughs & Word of the Day

    Get ready for another round of bizarre and hilarious headlines! In this episode, we talk about bears who escaped just to gorge on honey and take an epic nap, proving that Winnie-the-Pooh might have been onto something. Then, we dive into the story of a man who got himself stuck in a chimney trying to save his dog from a building (spoiler: it didn't go quite as planned).


    We also explore the high-tech world of robot soccer and what it means for the future of sports. As always, we sprinkle in current events, personal tangents, and our random word of the day to keep things weird and wonderful.


    Tune in for big laughs, wild news, and top-tier nonsense!

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    26 min
  • Naked Chickens, Runaway Zebras & Trump Talk: A Divine Mess

    This episode is pure mayhem in the best way. We kick things off with a bizarre church celebration in Germany featuring — wait for it — naked chickens. Yes, really. Then we gallop into the chaotic tale of a runaway zebra causing havoc in traffic, backyards, and probably someone’s dreams.


    Of course, no episode would be complete without some Trump-related drama, and we break down the latest headlines with our usual mix of sarcasm and side-eyes.


    It’s clucking mad, wildly striped, and politically charged — don’t miss this one.

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    28 min
  • Capybaras, Crack, and 250 Million Bees?! | Sausage Rolls & Lads on Tour

    This episode is a whirlwind of chaos and comedy! We kick things off with the wild story of police seizing five capybaras and crack cocaine from one very questionable man. Then, we buzz over to the madness of 250 million honey bees escaping a truck, causing pure pandemonium.


    But it doesn’t stop there — sausage rolls have officially invaded Madame Tussauds, and we’ve got thoughts. Plus, we recap an epic lads’ holiday full of unexpected antics and poor decisions.


    It’s weird news, hilarious takes, and unfiltered chaos — just the way we like it.

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    27 min
  • Quicksand, Ostriches & Birthday Chaos | James Turns a Year Weirder

    In this wild and slightly unhinged episode, we talk about the unluckiest man ever getting stuck in quicksand, Boris Johnson being attacked by an ostrich (yes, really), and all the strange, hilarious things happening in the world right now.

    Plus, it's James’ birthday — so we’re celebrating with laughs, ridiculous stories, and a few questionable facts. Expect chaos, animal attacks, and birthday banter all rolled into one episode.

    🎈Come for the ostrich, stay for the birthday boy.

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    23 min
  • Real-Life Monster Under the Bed?! | Surprising Pregnancy Mix-Up & Life Updates

    In this jaw-dropping episode, we dive into viral and unbelievable news stories that will leave you speechless. First, a babysitter in Kansas discovers what she believes to be a real-life monster hiding under a child's bed — was it paranormal, a prank, or something far more shocking? Then, we head down under to Australia where a woman is making headlines for carrying someone else’s baby due to a rare and mind-bending medical situation. 🤯


    Plus, we share some exciting personal updates, including behind-the-scenes stories and what's coming next for the pod. It's weird, wild, and 100% worth a listen.

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    26 min
  • Third Terms, Swallowed Fortunes, and the Pink Water Pistol Scandal
    In this episode, we dive into some of the wildest headlines of the week. First up, we discuss the controversy surrounding Trump’s alleged push for a third term—could it really happen, or is it just political theater? Then, we unravel the bizarre case of a man who swallowed hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of earrings (yes, really), and what exactly happened when doctors tried to retrieve them. Finally, we take a trip to Switzerland, where a politician found himself fined for the heinous crime of… buying pink water pistols. Politics, crime, and absolute absurdity—this episode has it all!

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    32 min
  • Golden Thrones, Runaway Goats, and Falling Ice: A Bizarre News Roundup
    In this episode, we delve into a series of peculiar news stories. We discuss the recent conviction of individuals involved in the theft of an 18-carat gold toilet from England's Blenheim Palace, a crime that captured international attention. We also explore the curious case of runaway goats causing chaos in various cities, highlighting incidents in San Francisco and Texas where these nimble creatures took to the streets, evading capture and entertaining onlookers. Additionally, we examine the dangers of falling ice, sharing stories of an unexpected encounter in Florida. Finally, we touch upon a luxurious golden toilet, discussing its opulent design and the fascination it has sparked worldwide. Join us as we navigate these unusual tales, blending humor and insight to make sense of the world's quirkiest happenings.

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    50 min
  • Bricks, Butt Plugs, and Boxing Blunders
    This episode is a wild one! We kick things off with a deep dive into the world’s largest brick collection—because apparently, that’s a thing. Then, we move on to the infamous chess scandal involving a champion and a very unconventional way of cheating. Finally, we break down a dramatic boxing moment where a fighter hit the canvas harder than expected. Expect laughs, debates, and plenty of questionable tangents along the way!

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    27 min
  • Egg Heists, Toupee Traffickers, and Political Tangents
    In this episode, we delve into the peculiar theft of 100,000 eggs in Pennsylvania, a crime possibly linked to soaring egg prices amid a bird flu outbreak. We also discuss the audacious attempt by a man to smuggle cocaine under his toupee. Additionally, we touch on recent political events, including the latest developments involving Trump. Join us for a blend of bizarre news and lively political discourse.

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    38 min
  • Presidents, Whales, and Danish Dreams: A Wild Week in Review


    In this episode, we celebrate Presidents' Day by delving into some presidential quirks, including the myth of wooden teeth. We also discuss a satirical petition in Denmark proposing the purchase of California. and recount the harrowing tale of a kayaker who survived being briefly swallowed by a humpback whale off the coast of Chile . Additionally, we touch on recent developments involving Trump. Join us for a blend of history, bizarre news, and lively discussion!

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    31 min

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Step into the hilarious and offbeat world of "A Git and a Geezah," the podcast where laughs are guaranteed, and the unexpected is the norm. Joined by my friend Noah, we take you on a rollicking…