A Git & A Geezah

A Git & A Geezah

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A Git & A Geezah episodes

  • AI Sex Bots, Creepy Dolls & Fake Funerals - Who Really Cares?

    This episode is as bizarre as it gets. We kick things off with the headline that has the internet buzzing — Sam Altman suggesting sexual bots could be part of ChatGPT’s future, raising major questions about AI, ethics, and the future of companionship. Then we take a creepy turn with a Minnesota museum unveiling a chilling doll exhibit in Armstead County, guaranteed to give you goosebumps.


    Next, we head to India for a story that’s equal parts heartbreaking and hilarious: a man staging his own funeral just to see who actually cares. Spoiler — the results might surprise you.


    It’s an episode full of strange tech, unsettling art, emotional experiments, and plenty of laughs as we break down the weirdest stories from around the world.

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    23 min
  • Naked Protests, Giant Donkeys & Cancer-Fighting Beethoven

    This week’s episode is one of the strangest — and most entertaining — yet! We kick things off in Portland, where naked cyclists took to the streets to protest Trump, proving that politics and pedals make quite the combo. Then we meet a 6-foot-tall donkey that’s breaking records and turning heads, followed by a horse with a record-breaking ear measuring a whopping 1 foot and 1 inch.


    The science world also delivered a shocker as researchers discovered Beethoven’s symphony can kill cancer cells in lab tests — and we unpack what that could mean for the future of treatment. Finally, we dive into the booming world of AI-generated music, even creating our very own AI song live on the show!


    It’s a wild mix of politics, animals, science, and tech — all served up with our usual blend of laughs, chaos, and curiosity.

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    28 min
  • Giraffe Joyrides, Grocery Bears & Gator Golfers | Plus, a Water-Skiing Squirrel!

    This episode is pure, unfiltered chaos in the best possible way! We start with the unbelievable story of a man who broke into a zoo just to ride a giraffe — and somehow thought it was a good idea. Then we head to Arizona, where a bear casually wandered around a shopping store, giving customers a reason to check the aisles twice before grabbing snacks.


    Next up, we talk about the nerve (and possibly insanity) of a golfer who took a swing while a gator lurked just a few feet behind him. Because apparently, Florida golf courses weren’t already terrifying enough. And finally, we wrap things up with the adorable yet absurd sight of a water-skiing squirrel — the internet’s newest (and cutest) sports star.


    Along the way, we give our takes on how these stories somehow make perfect sense in today’s world, crack plenty of jokes, and get sidetracked by our usual banter about the weird and wonderful.

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    25 min
  • Teeth-Pulling Wrestlers, Steel Men & MarryLisa.com Madness

    This episode is packed with power, weirdness, and a touch of chaos! We kick things off with the wild launch of MarryLisa.com — a story that’s as strange as it is hilarious. Then, we spotlight an Egyptian wrestler who pulled a boat with his teeth, and the incredible Steel Man of India, known for holding up multi-ton columns with sheer strength.


    We also unpack the shocking Charlie Kirk assassination...


    We wrap things up with a look at the latest from the Ryder Cup, mixing in our usual blend of humor, disbelief, and hot takes.

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    34 min
  • TikTok Aliens, Drunken Chimps & The Crazy World Around Us

    This episode is out of this world — literally! We kick things off with the viral story of aliens showing up on TikTok and what people are saying about it. Then, we swing into the hilarious chaos of chimps getting drunk and causing absolute mayhem.


    Of course, we also take a spin through the crazy news of the week and share our takes on the bizarre world we’re all living in. It’s weird, it’s wild, and it’s exactly the kind of energy you need this week.

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    23 min
  • John Daly’s 19-Stroke Hole, Hairy Toothpaste & Meth Lab Mayhem

    This week’s episode is an absolute ride! We kick off with the legendary John Daly’s 19 on a par 5, one of the wildest golf moments we’ve ever heard. Then, we dive into the weird world of human hair being used in toothpaste — yes, you read that right.


    Things get even crazier as we discuss the story of smoking out an animal lab with meth and what that says about science, security, and some people’s questionable decision-making. Of course, we also cover the general news of the week and give some updates on our own lives.

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    25 min
  • Overdue Books, Bathrobe Bishops & Big Money in Sports | Cash Talks Everywhere

    This week, we dig into some of the strangest and funniest stories making the rounds. First up, a library book returned after more than 80 years sparks a conversation about overdue fines and forgotten reads. Then we cover the surreal moment a bishop sent the choir home while wearing only his bathrobe — a scene straight out of a sitcom.

    From there, we dive into the world of money in sports and how cash influences games, players, and fans, before zooming out to talk about money in general — the good, the bad, and the absurd. Join us for laughs, bizarre headlines, and our usual blend of serious(ish) chat and nonsense.

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    39 min
  • Door-Opening Bears, WNBA Toy Toss & Doll Heists | Rubber Ducks Take Chicago

    This week’s episode is packed with chaos and comedy! We kick things off with the bizarre story of bears learning to open door knobs and just strolling into people’s houses like they own the place. Then, we break down the wild WNBA moment where fans threw sex toys onto the court.


    We also talk about the strange crime spree of Labubu dolls being stolen and wrap things up with Chicago’s quirkiest race — thousands of rubber ducks floating down the river. Along the way, we dive into current events, throw in some tangents, and keep the laughs rolling.

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    22 min
  • Coldplay Cheating Scandal, Bear vs. Mascot & Giant Hotdog Spill | Zoo’s Bizarre Request

    This week’s episode is pure madness from start to finish! We start with the awkward story of a CEO caught cheating at a Coldplay concert, then head straight into the wild moment a sports mascot was chased down by a real bear.


    Things get even stranger when we cover a zoo asking people to donate their pets — yes, really — to feed their animals. And to top it all off, we talk about the chaos caused by a giant hotdog spill. Along the way, we dive into current events, share plenty of tangents, and generally just mess around like we do best.

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    25 min
  • Snake on a Plane, Fortune Cookie Jackpot & Hotdog Showdowns | Cheese Chaos on the Interstate

    This episode has everything — chaos, jackpots, and way too much cheese. We kick things off with the slithery tale of a snake loose on a plane, giving passengers a flight they’ll never forget. Then, we celebrate the luck of a woman who won $50,000 using her daughter’s fortune cookie numbers.


    But that’s not all — we dive into the competitive world of hotdog eating contests and the absolute madness of shredded cheese covering an interstate, causing both havoc and hilarity. Tune in for bizarre headlines, laughs, and the weirdest news you didn’t know you needed!

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    25 min

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Step into the hilarious and offbeat world of "A Git and a Geezah," the podcast where laughs are guaranteed, and the unexpected is the norm. Joined by my friend Noah, we take you on a rollicking…