A Kiki Catchup

TAKE US BACK TO THE GOOD TIMELINE. The ladies are in the same time zone again and hitting the mic’s for a Fourth of July catchup. Jackie is eating her way through America, pushing her GLP-1, and digestive track, to the absolute max. While Mallory is booking her way through NYC, pushing Jackie’s patience, and wallet, to the absolute max. Special guest star and cornucopia expert, Brandon, gets taken on a wild ride through the Mandela Effect that leaves more questions than answers. 

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The weather may be hot but the takes are hotter. The gals get into pottery, inappropriate children’s books and Jackie’s surprise World Cup visit. American pride has never been higher as we sit in our air con during a heat wave. Laugh along with all the unhinged commentary! 

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LET GO AND LET GOD. This weeks episode is all about letting go… of your bowels, your standards, your faith in the accuracy of an Airbnb booking- the limit does not exist! Jackie has a shocking confession to reveal to Mallory while Mal shocks Jackie with a Country music deep cut she has truly never heard before. 

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WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU, HOW COULD YOU. We woke up pissed off today so decided to work through our feelings here on the pod.  Let us know in the comments if you have also reached the end of your patience with Summer House.  

All crash outs are welcome.

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GOD BLESS AMERICA. We are catching up this week on all the things that have humbled us since coming down off our Milano high. Gen Z Expert, Katie P, joins us in the studio for some shocking stories and Summer House updates. The ladies have never felt more patriotic than after hearing some disturbing discoveries Jackie has made about the Polish healthcare system.

If you want to hear the rest of our Summer House deep dive, stay tuned for a special episode!

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FULL OF CHEESE, NOT FULL OF REGRETS. We are back with more crazy stories from our epic meetup in Milano. From lasagna spa's to problematic taxi drivers to street brawls over cheese & pizza socks, part two leaves no cobblestone unturned. 

We hate to say Ciao to beautiful Italy, but hate even more to say hello to our credit card bills.

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WOW BETHENNY WOW. We are breaking down the absolute cinema that is part one of the Summer House Reunion. A master class from insult ninja, Ciara Miller and an activated Mother Hubbard. Loved seeing Carl & Mia effortlessly step it up to defend while newbie Bailey absolutely slaughter Ben from down undah. Amanda was zooted into another dimension while West tried to continuously joke-matize his way out of the sh*tstorm he created. 

PUT PART 2 INTO OUR VEINS IMMEDIATELTY.

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REUNITED AND IT FEELS SO GOOD. Mallory and Jackie have finally made it out of the Zoom chat and onto the same recording couch in Milano! From aggressive vintage shopping, meatball smuggling, adopted Nona's, questionable fashion choices, and celebrity sightings - we've taken Italy by storm. There are so many crazy stories to tell that we couldn't fit them all into one episode, so check back for part two of our Milan recap.

With overfilled bellies and empty bank accounts, we bid you a "that's amore" until next time!

Ciao Ciao xx

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LISTEN AT YOUR OWN RISK. Our weekly OG catchup goes completely off the rails this week, becoming our funniest {and most f*cked up} episode yet. From celebrating podcast milestones to categorizing cremation consistencies, we really have mastered finding humor in all the highs and the lows. Mallory brings the vibes with another 90's Country banger, while Jackie gets taken to the red table for her emotional {hair} cutting. 

Our long anticipated Italian reunion is next week and we can't wait to record our first episode TOGETHER. Stay tuned for that and enjoy this weird and wacky little nugget.

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A SECOND {& third} LEAKED AUDIO HAS HIT THE BRAVOSPHERE. We are back again in the Newsroom, this time breaking down the latest TWO additional Summer House leaked audios! We also discuss the future of the rumored Summer House “Ozarks” spinoff, Lindsey Hubbard’s epic WWHL appearance, the downfall of “The Valley” plus the apparent addition of Dr. Dre?! 

Leave your takes on all the mess happening in the Bravo world in the comments, we want to hear from you!

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