Week 2 is in the books, and trends are starting to take hold of the league. We discuss it all, with our signature laser focus that allows us to pack 10 minutes of content into 90 minutes every week!

Which of the 269 random sex facts do YOU want to hear? Chime in and let me know how you feel about the new official rap artist of ALOI, Ashton Larold! (videos below)

It’s all HERE, on A League of Inches Podcast! So leave work, tell your wife you have a late meeting, get in bed and flip on the Sonos, Wil and Keifff are coming in, on, and around your earholes!

Al

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Keith returns from vacation to find his fantasy season in shambles. Wil gloats like an asshole over his big week 1 win, after beating Keith for the first time in 20 months. We get one of the most cryptic Timmyverse dispatches yet, trades, name changes, all of it happens, as we kick off the season in A League of Inches!

We welcome new listener Brian to the fold! Brian, enjoy this week’s plate of hot garbage!

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It’s our draft review episode! Everything from football to tacos to eggs is discussed! Waste 90 minutes learning things you already know!

The season starts in two days, and some of us are completely fucked. Find out WHO is more fucked than the rest!

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We don’t really have anything to talk about, but we shake the rust off for 90 minutes of time-filling goodness, and it’s great to be back!!

In today’s show: draft info, keepers, long-term bets, sound drops, and more!

Have fun with our first episode to be published directly on Substack!

It’s season FIVE of this shit, and we are SO back! Jump aboard!

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In the season finale of the podcast, a new champion is crowned! 
The guys take a retrospective deep dive on the season that was, examine recent history in the Kommon Era (K.E.), and much, much more. Like probably TOO much more. Keith realizes that despite all the self-promotion, that he's trash.

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On today’s show we will review the playoff and consolation matchups from the weekend, we will take a look at next week’s final, we will chat it up with a league demigod, examine name changes, and we will hand out the kicker of the week.

This podcast is your gift from us to you! 
Merry Christmas, A League of Inches! Hope you like crap!
Love,
Wil & Keith

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In this short pod of only 95 minutes, the boys open up the guest chair to a mystery league member, we talk about the alternate reality of a world in which a median had existed in Yahoo+ (thanks, Eric!), talk about the mostly lackluster playoffs, and generally jerk off, waiting for the season to end. Enjoy?

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In this landmark 105-minute episode, the guys have fun with Dispatches from the Timmyverse, look on at the 20+ name changes between EDogg and Jordan, discuss the playoff seedings, including Proximo's meteoric rise and the league punishment final. Saddle up and ride to the postseason, as the smack talk and side bets escalate to new heights! And if you read this far, do NOT go f**k yourself, f*****g oneself is my wish for everyone who didn't read this entire description!

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As the season nears its end, upsets throw the league into chaos! The seemingly already decided punishment changes hands at the last moment! Belter, Eternal Champion makes one of the most savvy moves in league history. Joshy Dubs brings a blizzard of points on Monday Night to wreck the commissioner's complexion. All this AND a sexy gorilla mercy-kills an elderly man on playoff life-support...NEXT on a ALOI Podcast!

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What are YOU thankful for? We are thankful for you--the a******s who listen to and contribute to this podcast! We hope you all have a relatively safe holiday, and hope that you are more successful at acquiring waiver claims than you are at acquiring sexually transmitted diseases! (For best results, we recommend ALOI's Proximo brand of condoms.)
Buckle up--this week will likely set up the playoffs! Now bugger off!

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