Jon has heard enough of our whining. He reminds us we are men, then we promptly forget about this and start whining again!

New sounds this week! Plus a tribute to a legendary pimp/dicksman!

We’ve got the movers, the risers, the fallers, the new league leaders, the new cellar dwellers (well, that’s actually the same.) Find it ALL here on ALOI Podcast!

Including THIS:

Just two hours? These guys are slipping!

Now, enjoy these reports, generated by Keifff, computer semi-genius, and STFU!

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Well, it’s the thing everyone’s talking about. HJ left the WhatsApp chat, and the fucking world has turned upside down. Enough that we dropped 177-minute podcast to discuss it! New content bursts from every seam, and oozes out everywhere, all over Wil’s birthday cake. OOPS.

Enjoy the fact that we did pretty much every segment we can do on this pod. The season is in its prime, so there is much to discuss.

Also, enjoy my new reports that I wrote awesome scripts to generate. (below) Why doesn’t Yahoo! just program their site the way that I do? Because they’re dumb fucks, that’s why.

If you don’t have a trans-Atlantic flight, this pod may prove difficult to finish in one sitting, kind of like that woman Joshy met at Giant Eagle.

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The trade frenzy has reached a fever pitch! Who got one, who’s left in the cold? The rich get richer, the poor get poorer. Ned, Prox, and Keiff limp towards halfway with NOTHING to show for 6 weeks of work.

Keith unLOADs two new, terrible songs this week… which is less terrible?

9 Teams Remain—who will take the crown?

If you have 100 minutes to burn, no real threshold for boredom, and two ears, boy do I have a podcast for you!

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In a heartwarming turn, 2/3 of the holy trinity has returned to Dublin! In other news, the season is over for Ned and Keith, as two men abandon their bids to win, only 33% of the way through the year. 10 men with a chance remain.

This week, waivers, name changes and trades came in a blinding flurry of HOT ALOI ACTION! We talk about all of it. For WAY too long.

Don’t miss this two-hour tribute to wasting your fucking time!

TRIVIA: The ALOI Podcast hit a new high of 54 downloads last week. What is going ON out there?

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Welcome to a Post-Punishment world. Tim’s win now COUNT, which is as disturbing as the man himself. Keifff gets his first victory, so we can stop listening to him whine, and the Empire is successfully defended! A weird haiku makes an appearance. And perhaps the best show close of all TIMe?

Much, much more shit is thrown at your earholes this week! Enjoy?

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Week 3 is in the books, and it was a brutal one for many owners, with 9/12 owners underperforming projections. 2 of the 3 who did overperform were within 5 of their original projection. Low-scoring week.

Can we implement a fucking median, please?

Keith wrote a nifty little program to scrape data from the site and calculate numbers and awards. Pretty soon, the podcast will record itself!

Now sit back and enjoy a fuckload of Tim content!

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Week 2 is in the books, and trends are starting to take hold of the league. We discuss it all, with our signature laser focus that allows us to pack 10 minutes of content into 90 minutes every week!

Which of the 269 random sex facts do YOU want to hear? Chime in and let me know how you feel about the new official rap artist of ALOI, Ashton Larold! (videos below)

It’s all HERE, on A League of Inches Podcast! So leave work, tell your wife you have a late meeting, get in bed and flip on the Sonos, Wil and Keifff are coming in, on, and around your earholes!

Al

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Keith returns from vacation to find his fantasy season in shambles. Wil gloats like an asshole over his big week 1 win, after beating Keith for the first time in 20 months. We get one of the most cryptic Timmyverse dispatches yet, trades, name changes, all of it happens, as we kick off the season in A League of Inches!

We welcome new listener Brian to the fold! Brian, enjoy this week’s plate of hot garbage!

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It’s our draft review episode! Everything from football to tacos to eggs is discussed! Waste 90 minutes learning things you already know!

The season starts in two days, and some of us are completely fucked. Find out WHO is more fucked than the rest!

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We don’t really have anything to talk about, but we shake the rust off for 90 minutes of time-filling goodness, and it’s great to be back!!

In today’s show: draft info, keepers, long-term bets, sound drops, and more!

Have fun with our first episode to be published directly on Substack!

It’s season FIVE of this shit, and we are SO back! Jump aboard!

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