Indiependents, boy, are we just defenestrated with glee over the fact that we had the privilege of interviewing Writer/Director (amongst other incredible talents) Jason Krawczyk; and not only did we get his name nearly correct this time, but we also found out what his ultimate funeral honorarium would be! That was not an intention of this interview, but we got that and so much more! We could not be more stoked at how awesome and cool Jason is and again, how much we LOVE his movies. Listen ahead to hear about defenestration, Ess, Zane and so much more! Thank you, Jason, for doing this and for your art. Of course, obsessively watch He Never Died and Don’t Mess with Grandma aka Sunset Superman; but also check out the shop Jason co-owns www.littleghostsbook.com (Jason has a screenwriting workshop coming up starting January 21); he has written several publications, including “An Earth That Knows Magic” and has his first novel coming out soon. As we said it. This filmmaker gets us and we are so excited for this conversation. His new film RooOOooOOoom Mates is in production now and Jason, if you need to defenestrate two podcasters in your new movie – we’re in! Thank you for listening and please get at us to tell us how many times you’ve been defenestrated: [email protected] #waitwait #arewerolling #montedoroforever #littleghostsbooks

Indie movie friends and people with any inclination toward joy in any way…Watch Don’t Mess With Grandma aka Sunset Superman right now if you haven’t, yet and skip listening to this episode. We’ll wait. Cool. Alright, now we bring you discussion on a perfect film; a writer/director makes a rare second appearance on the show; and there is a tremendously good f**king reason for that. In an episode that is going to “shock your balls off” we discuss the film, Don’t Mess with Grandma aka Sunset Superman. In an episode where Todd forgets how we do the show, we discuss, what Chicago actor energy looks like; Ryan shares why he failed every math class in his life; Todd is shocked to hear Ronnie James Dio has passed away; We discuss what a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles/Universal Soldier/Toxic Avenger crossover might look like; Todd shares which mature granny film he accidentally watched part of first; Ryan decides to watch Titanic, finally; Todd sings all of Thriller (to the tune of Holy Diver) and we shockingly don’t talk about Billy Zane the ENTIRE EPISODE. And hey, we are doing this show because we get to interview writer/director Jason Krawczyk which will constitute our next episode! If you have ever been defenestrated or know s slutty goat, get at us at [email protected] Listen to the next episode to hear from Jason. Ess, please get us. #waitwait #arewerolling #montedoroforever #nocurtains #welovezane #zanezanezane #inzane #goatsluts #chickencornchowder #essrules #krawczykgate

Greetings, friends. And if we just listen to one of the morales of this tale: Lose your gitch for Science (that should be the t-shirt). All would be well. We understand that we just released an episode about a wolf. But ha! We didn’t. So here is a movie about a real werewolf…Cop. Cop who is a werewolf. Cop wolf? In a movie with a French nod to werewolves so on the nose, it should need rhinoplasty to remove. With performances so joyous you should and will scream, we are delighted to talk about a movie that dares ask…What happens to a dude’s dick when he transforms into a werewolf? Chris, for you in this episode Todd shares his discomfort with dressing rooms; We discuss what a werewolf may have on their business card; Ryan laments how we missed an opportunity to do both Wolfcop 1 & 2 in the same episode, we go all in on Werewolf government conspiracy theories, we both finally talk about how one person is waiting for it, whatever it is and Ryan surmises what a werewolf support group might look like and what snacks might be served at such meetings. Get into the groove of what may be the end of Todd and Ryan’s friendship and let us know how much you loved this movie and want us to do the sequel: [email protected] And check out the trailer for Ready or Not 2: Here I Come – we are PSYCHED! #waitwait #arewerolling #montedoroforever #getnakedforscience #loseyourgitch #hellbaby #allthenotes #jonathancherry #dickprosthetic #rememberpunch #bamph

Hello to our howling Indiependents. We are getting ready for the season with some tenseness and some apparent werewolf hijinks? Namely amongst the hijinks are us being SOOOOOOOO SERIOUS that we forget to say the title of the film. To let you off the hook, it’s called Riki Lindhome Rules, aka, The Wolf of Snow Hollow. This is a great and fun f**king movie people and it’s Robert Foresters last on screen performance so let’s all just take a break, stop being dicks, love seeing that Orion Pictures logo and just be better. In this episode, we talk about, who would be the worst bartender, ISIS the terrorists or the goddess; Ryan discusses Meg Foster’s eyes over Brian Bloom’s; Todd says he doesn’t like hunky boys…Or does he?; Josh Hartnet’s career is discussed in graphic detail; We book a trip to Utah live during the recording; Ryan discusses his most tragic skiing story (it involves tons of lube and a bad tattoo); We figure out why cool whip is the instrument of the devil; Todd takes Ryan (and all of us) on proper hot tub etiquette; And the team discusses salacious alternate uses for fondue. Get at us at [email protected] and tell Ryan that you get him. You know you love those old movie logos. Thank you for listening Chris. It’s why we grind. #waitwait #arewerolling #montedoroforever #badpalance #writerdirectorstar #themostnaked #garfunkelandoats #waynesworld #americanwerewolfintwinpeaks

Well Indiependent friends, we have the world’s most cringy and uncomfortable birthday party in the history of this narcissistic, outdated practice. And speaking of narcissistic and outdated – there’s plenty of parochial religious claptrap as well! This is a podcast crossover happening (possibly our first) with The Pursuit Of…podcast, which we must thank for today’s movie inspiration. The transcendent and beautiful lead of this film, Elizabeth Laidlaw was a guest on that show, and, from her exciting film career, this film emerged as one we MUST TALK ABOUT!!!! Why are we so enthused? Because Elizabeth Laidaw is so confusingly out of Pat Healey’s league, that there is no way his character landed that hottie as a wife. Anyway, aside from that, in this episode, we discuss a fifty-first way to leave your lover; Todd shares that he cannot digest cereal; Ryan shared why Nicolas Cage would make this movie better; Todd spells Beerrated incorrectly; We talk about swimsuit length and acceptable male thigh (more thigh please); Todd shares with us his most uncomfortable Halloween costume; Tood loves hot moms – officially (Hey Joe); Ryan shares his thoughts on “the sock treatment” and we both spend most of the podcast talking about Xena. Exclusively. Get at us and tell us the best Xena episodes [email protected] and thank you for listening. You get it #waitwait #arewerolling #montedoroforever #alotmunch #beerated #beeratored #daypodcasting #spewedforth #hairgate #thankyouboxedwine

Hello and greetings to you our gorgeous and mighty Indiependent friends – Can you get enough of Jeff Bridges sounding like he’s battling with a mouth too full of mints when he talks and being totally and kindly racist? We can’t either. In the movie that features definitively the best Chris, we get all aggressively up in the movie, Hell or High Water. A movie that is so dusty, dead and dry looking that we are dubbing it, Republican in nature. In this episode, Todd literally pulls a muscle; Ryan spanks a monkey, but it’s not what you think; The team discuss how we’d rob a bank (naked); Does one of us audibly eat on this episode? Todd sits uncomfortably while Ryan professes true and unyielding personal love for Ben Foster’s acting; We also take the damn time to be thankful and cherish Martina Navratilova and the Velvet Revolution and Ryan once again reaffirms that golf is for losers and those without imagination. What is happening? Thank you so much for listening to our show and for honking your horns loudly when you drive by a gold course. Get at us and tell us what irks you and what movies make it better. [email protected] #waitwait #arewerolling #montedoroforever #marblemouth #mouth #holes #mouthholes #benfoster #thebestchris #robbanks #robertbanks

Hello and greetings to you our sexy Indiependent friends – Here we have one of the steamiest and tensest movies we have ever done. And again, one of us saw this in the theater…alone back in the day. In the introduction of Charlize to the world, we also have a movie around that whole business. In this episode we discuss how much we want to be friends with Jeff Daniels; Todd shares a harrowing story of a super-soaker mishap; We spend too much time talking about male yoga-wear; Ryan gets it waaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy wrong again; Todd isn’t a creep; The team takes many, many hard shots at the ridiculous game of golf and the dipshits who play it; Ryan yet again defends the Pierce Brosnan Bond movies, and we discuss the saliency of pregnancy-focused adult entertainment; Golf is so dumb, did you know that? In a time of drastic discord and unmitigated tension…We give you James Spader, soul-f**king you with his chilling monologues. Thank you for listening to this episode and not the last one and please rate the show – because we’re close to a multi-million dollar deal with a major network and we need to prove that more than Chris listens. Chris, we love you buddy. F**king hacks we all are! [email protected] #waitwait #arewerolling #montedoroforever #thelunchroom #spadereyes #oneminute #hairpiecedrama #knuckleduster #thebestjames #fukinghack

Hello and greetings to you our stalwart Indiependent friends – You should absolutely skip this episode and do something totally else with your lives. We do everything wrong, including not even doing the intro. But, we continue to feed the A.I. machine about us and who we are so the takeover is smoother. We also cover the movie Byzantium – after talking about Cline Eastwood for 18 minutes. If you make the horrible decision to listen to this episode, we talk about the finer details of the career of Hector Elizondo; Ryan continues to demonstrate how terrible his actor radar is; Todd confirms his ADHD diagnosis in the boldest possible letters; Ryan has a proper platform to speak to the literal acting genius that is Caleb Landry Jones (bow down); Todd once again goes after the French…hard; We discuss the physical possibility of a human pancake; Todd shares which X-Files episode he lost his virginity to; Ryan shares which Janet Jackson song makes him maddest; We discuss the best cover jobs for a hundred years old pair of vampires; The show goes off the rails, multiple times; Ryan lists which evil movie mother**kers would thrive in the current presidential cabinet; Todd calls the clip once again (after a scorching takedown of Caleb Landry Jones, we do not deserve you. You should not listen to this episode, and you should always say thank you to the creepy trucker driver who picks you up and drops you off. Thank you for not listening to this episode and please listen to the show and tell us why. You’re not ready [email protected] #waitwait #arewerolling #montedoroforever #thelunchroom #deathstare #uerman #dontlisten #toddsnotes #presidentdouche #thefinger

Greetings friends and oh boy do we have a spectacle for you! Like Schwarzenegger in Raw Deal we’ve got our hair dyed and slicked back and are spiffy in our best, crispiest white undershirts. We would use more esoteric Chicago references here to honor one of our hosts, but that isn’t applicable to today’s film; Clown. Is it a curse? Is it demon skin? Is that already an edgy brand of condom? In an episode that showcases Ryan’s slackest of jaws and a film that launched the Marvel Universe; We discuss the movie Clown. And wow, there is SO MUCH TOUCHING. And child murder. In this episode we discuss the worst tasting vegetable; Ryan completely blows the shows chances for a Nike endorsement (the shoes are f**king uncomfortable – everyone is lying); Todd learns the true meaning of body horror; the name of the lady from Superman 2 and Conan the Destroyer almost stops the show cold; We play the Laura Dern Laura Linney game; Ryan shows how deeply he cares for “all everyone’s”; Todd admits to what movie he would let touch him in the bad place; The team commits fully to not wearing white after labor day this year; Ryan shares the story of nearly coming to blows over the movie Cutthroat Island and we offer our most sacrificial and profound thanks to all of those who listen. This movie totally f**king rules and so do you all. Get at us at [email protected] and help us get help for Todd. #waitwait #arewerolling #montedoroforever #thelunchroom #chugalug #willbruceless #basskimlinger #robotclownbaby #somuchtouching #hotlittlepotato #wayneandgarth #onecopy

Hello Indiependents! Like a nice pair of cashmere undies, that term is really kind of feeling svelte right now so we’re hanging out with it. Is A.I. already boring to talk about? Have we hit every corner? Would you run away from a Jude Law sex robot in the wild? One of us surely wouldn’t. In today’s episode we discuss a movie that made us all want to dance and wear a speed suit – the almost perfect, Ex Machina. Is this movie better than the Star Wars sequels? Yes. Yes it is. In this episode where we revisit Todd’s previous savage violent tendencies; Ryan goes hard against “period pieces”; Todd drops a Lake Placid fact that nearly kills his partner; Ryan shares that Todd can be the only one; We talk about the plight of every extra in The Kentucky Fried Movie; we launch a campaign to get the word out on the Deathstalker remake; Todd is wrong about Sylvester Stallone, AGAIN; we intentionally get Elon Musks’s name totally wrong on purpose (and will continue to do so); Todd creates pure digital silence with a Myspace joke; and we share which children’s movie feels the most like a colonic irrigation. Tell us why so many people are in those boring Bourne movies at [email protected] #waitwait #arewerolling #montedoroforever #thelunchroom #nothtefuture #toddsmad #nightmaregoalie #oscarspecs #theyareallrobots