Ever wanted to go on a 4-week cruise full of reality TV drama? Compete in a belly-flop competition? Get laughed at by half the ship? No? Us either.

We get it, planning a wedding is stressful. That doesn't give you the excuse to treat your friends like these women have...

There's just something about 'Florida Man' headlines that elevate the state of Florida above other local news outlets. So many alligators, so many strange predicaments.

Ever been to a big city? You never know what you'll come across. Beautiful parks, large cityscapes, 20 pound rats... Wait, what?

In case you didn't know, it's REAL EASY to abuse Costco's return policy. The amount of audacity we found in these stories is downright alarming. Need tips on how to take advantage of Costco? We accidentally reveal the secret to success.

After a short break we are BACK. Some hotels are better than others, and some hotels are... scarier than others. Mason shares his experience at "The Oasis" motel, and we learn where NOT to stay on your next cross country road trip.

We're at 50 episodes already?! Where did the time go? We all know about conspiracy theories that exist. Some are just a bit more crazy than others though... And Mason lives for this conversation. Join us!

We all just want to be left in peace. If you don't have a bad neighbor... are you positive it isn't you?!

Hopefully, you've never been fired... But if you HAD to be fired, we certainly hope it was not for as dramatic of reasons as these folks. If you had to do the firing, bless you. It's tough business!

We've all been THAT kid in public, haven't we? When the parents around around, kids do the dumbest things. We do not condone doing ANY of what we're about to tell you about. No kids were harmed in the making of this podcast.