You ever just need to punch someone in the face? Black Friday. Hit someone with a bat? Black Friday. These stories are just about as crazy as you remember. After reading these, we'll be online shopping, thank you very much.

This week, we take a peek into the mind of a husband, left to his own devices when left alone in a craft store. We also find that some handle holiday shopping a bit worse than others. Let's get quilting crafters.

When you marry your spouse, you're also marrying into their family. After hearing these stories, we certainly hope your in laws are better than these...

This week we go A Little Paranormal! In honor of Halloween, we discuss creepy (and a wholesome!) ghost stories! Don't worry, we'll be back to our ridiculousness next week, if creepy isn't your thing! :)

Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me broccoli and an onion to eat... Some of y'all need Jesus. Tootsie Rolls are more acceptable than what these people are handing out.

The Halloween festivities continue with costume parties! Gotta love showing up to the party being the only one in costume, or getting in trouble for your costume decisions... Maybe an A.B.C. party is the way to go.

Cannibals, long hair, and scares, oh my. Spooky season is upon us! Starting out our Halloween series with Haunted theme parks! Did it turn into part 1 of Haunted Houses? MAYBE. Don't judge us, we're just here for the candy at the end of the month.

There's nothing like a funnel cake, a 2-foot corn dog, and a ride on the Zipper to celebrate autumn. Well, maybe best if you don't do it in that order. Grab some kettle corn, and join us for a day at the carnival!

We knew roommates could be pretty horrible, but we severely underestimated the amount of serial killer energy that would be brought to the table this week. Grab a Pop-Tart and a beverage, and allow us to remind you of your traumatic experiences with your past roommates.

Let your mom know it's gonna be a while. This week, we make other people's business our business. Number 1, or.... number 2?