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Have you ever wondered what would happen if a professional astrologer sat down and analyzed your entire personality?
This week, we found out.
After visiting a spiritual expo in Southern California, Daniel and Will had their birth charts professionally read while Caleb received his first-ever tarot card reading. What started as a fun afternoon quickly turned into a surprisingly accurate deep dive into our personalities, relationships, life paths, and future plans.
We talk about:
✨ The personality traits that were spot-on
🔮 Caleb’s tarot reading and the major life changes it revealed
🌙 Daniel’s emotional and spiritual connections
🤯 Why Will’s birth chart completely overwhelmed the astrologer
🏝️ The surprising predictions about our future
❤️ How all three readings seem to explain why our throuple works so well together
Plus, we compare our results, roast each other relentlessly, discuss spiritual curiosity, and somehow end up talking about aliens, reality TV, and dogs that can’t handle warm weather.
Whether you’re a believer, a skeptic, or just astrology-curious, this episode is full of laughs, unexpected insights, and plenty of throuple chaos.
If you like astrology, tarot readings, relationship dynamics, personality tests, spiritual conversations, and three gay men oversharing on the internet, you’ll probably enjoy this one.
🌈 Season Segments
🔮 Professional Birth Chart Readings
🃏 Caleb’s First Tarot Reading
☕ Throuple Tea
🌙 Spiritual Curiosity & Life Changes
🤣 Daniel’s Dad Joke Corner
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🎧 Full video on Spotify & YouTube
🎙️ Audio everywhere you stream podcasts
📲 Follow us on Instagram: @throupletea
🌴 Website: throupletea.com
This episode starts with Vegas…and somehow ends with incest jokes, dragon fruit trauma, and an emotional goodbye to a huge chapter of our lives. 😭
In Episode 19 of A Little Throuple Tea, we talk about:
This episode is chaotic, emotional, hilarious, deeply unserious… and somehow also one of the most personal conversations we’ve had about change, burnout, and letting go.
If you like:
🌴 chaotic LGBTQ+ podcasts
🌮 food debates & relationship chaos
👽 unhinged conversations
🎙️ real-life throuple stories
🍹 comedy podcasts with zero structure
…you’ll probably fit right in here.
✨ Season Segments:
🎲 Chaos Bowl™
🔮 Sassy Astrology
🌮 Food Trauma & Hot Takes
🌈 Throuple Hotline
🍵 Relationship Chaos
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🎧 Full video on Spotify & YouTube
🎙️ Audio everywhere you stream podcasts
📲 Follow us on Instagram: @throupletea
🌴 Website: throupletea.com
One side of the bed got a perfect sleep score…The other side apparently VANISHED for almost 2 hours. 👽
In Episode 18 of A Little Throuple Tea, we spiral into one of the weirdest things that’s ever happened to us after Caleb’s Sleep Number data showed he disappeared from bed for 1 hour and 49 minutes — with ZERO memory of it happening.Was it sleepwalking?A glitch?Aliens?Honestly… we’re not ruling anything out. 😭
We also dive into:
* Weird sleep habits & night chaos
* UFOs, alien theories & paranormal stories
* Summer House obsession updates
* Birthday chaos for Will 🎂
* Corporate burnout & AI replacing jobs
* Hot takes on reality stars in politics
* Sassy Astrology for the week
* Memorial Day weekend energy & summer plansThis episode is chaotic, emotional, hilarious, slightly unhinged… and somehow one of our favorites yet.
If you like:🌴 chaotic relationship podcasts👽 alien conspiracies🍹 drunk conversations🏳️🌈 LGBTQ+ creators🎙️ unfiltered real-life stories…welcome home.
✨ Season Segments:🔮 Sassy Astrology🍵 Hot Takes & Tea👽 Alien Abduction Debate🎲 Truth or Sip🌴 Summer House Chaos
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🎙️ Audio everywhere you stream podcasts
📲 Follow us on Instagram: @throupletea
🌴 Website: throupletea.com
Before the throuple, before California, before the chaos… we were just three very different kids growing up in very different worlds.
This week, we’re going all the way back — childhood memories, teenage chaos, first jobs, first relationships (yes… even the girl era), and the moments that shaped who we are today.
From desert lizard hunting to Midwest lake life… from religious upbringings to party years that probably should’ve gotten us arrested (okay, one of us actually did)… this episode is a full throwback.
We also get real about:
• Coming out (and not always on your own terms)
• Losing friends and finding yourself
• The messy path that led us here
• And what our younger selves would actually think about our lives now
PLUS… the Throuple Hotline is back with:
• 🚨 Relationship red flags (or are they?)
• 🍽️ The dish debate that almost started a war
• 💀 A petty Costco revenge story that… honestly… we respect
And of course:
🔮 Sassy Astrology is SERVING this week
😑 Daniel’s dad joke… exists
If you’ve ever wondered how three completely different lives somehow collided into one… this is the episode.
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If you like: real-life relationship stories, chaotic humor, LGBTQ+ conversations, and unfiltered life talk — you’re in the right place.
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🌴 Season Segments:
🎲 Life Before Us
📞 Throuple Hotline
🔮 Sassy Astrology
😑 Dad Joke of the Week
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🎧 Full video on Spotify & YouTube
🎙️ Audio everywhere you stream podcasts
📲 Follow us on Instagram: @throupletea
🌴 Website: throupletea.com
Is it a red flag… or is it just gay?
This week on A Little Throuple Tea, we break down the behaviors, habits, and reality TV moments that make people ask:
Is he toxic?
Is he confused?
Is he secretly gay?
Or is he just moisturized and emotionally available?
We talk red flags, gaydar, reality TV men, Summer House chaos, modern masculinity, beauty routines, emotional intelligence, and why some people confuse personality with sexuality.
We also get into:
🐓 Angry rain-soaked chickens
🌵 Replacing dead palm trees with giant cactuses
📺 Summer House & Bravo chaos
🔮 Sassy Astrology
😑 Daniel’s Dad Joke
This episode is funny, chaotic, lightly unhinged, and somehow weirdly insightful.
If you’ve ever looked at a man and thought… “something isn’t adding up” — this one’s for you.
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🎧 Full video on Spotify & YouTube
🎙️ Audio everywhere you stream podcasts
📲 Follow us on Instagram: @throupletea
🌴 Website: throupletea.com
What do straight people always ask gay couples and throuples?
This week on A Little Throuple Tea, we break down the funniest, weirdest, most common questions straight people ask about gay relationships.
Who’s the girl?
Who’s the top?
How do holidays work?
Do your families know?
How does a throuple even work?
We talk chosen family, communication, boundaries, stereotypes, why LGBTQ+ spaces matter, and the things people still don’t understand about queer relationships in 2026.
It gets chaotic, honest, funny, and a little unhinged… as usual.
Also in this episode:
🎲 Bowl of Chaos – Straight People Questions Edition
📺 SMUT TV – LGBTQ+ representation in TV shows
🔮 Sassy Astrology
😑 Daniel’s Dad Joke
If you’ve ever had to explain your relationship to nosy people… this one’s for you.
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🎧 Full video on Spotify & YouTube
🎙️ Audio everywhere you stream podcasts
📲 Follow us on Instagram: @throupletea
🌴 Website: throupletea.com
What happened after Death Valley?
In this episode, we finish our Death Valley road trip and break down everything from our final stops in the park to the total chaos of getting home.
In Episode 14 of A Little Throuple Tea, we pick up where Part 1 left off — this time from home — recapping how the trip ended, what stood out most, and why the ride back somehow became its own adventure.
This is Part 2 of our Death Valley trip, where we talk about the final stretch of the park, the weird roadside stops, the EV charging drama, and the moments that made the last day just as memorable as the first.
On the final day and drive home, we explored:
• Badwater Basin
• Devil’s Golf Course
• Dante’s View
• Artist’s Palette
• Harmony Borax Works
• Death Valley Junction
• Area 51 Alien Center
• Baker
• Victorville
We talk about what it felt like standing below sea level, the surreal views from Dante’s View, the strange beauty of the salt flats, and why Death Valley feels so much bigger and weirder in real life than it ever does in photos.
We also get into what it was like finishing the trip in an EV — from packed charging stations and range anxiety to the shady chargers in Victorville that nearly became their own subplot.
And because this is still us, we somehow also end up talking about Reiki, dental hygienists, Bravo drama, alien probing, and Daniel’s ongoing dad joke collapse.
This episode is less about the postcard version of travel and more about what actually happens once the plan starts unraveling.
Because sometimes the best part of a trip…
is the part you never planned for.
If you like travel podcasts, national park trips, roadside chaos, and real-life storytelling with a very gay twist — this one’s for you.
🔥 Episode Segments
🎲 Chaos Bowl
🔮 Sassy Astrology — Weekly Card Pull
😑 Daniel’s Dad Joke
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🎧 Full video on Spotify & YouTube
🎙️ Audio everywhere you stream podcasts
📲 Follow us on Instagram: @throupletea
🌴 Website: throupletea.com
What is Death Valley actually like?
In Episode 13 of A Little Throuple Tea, we take the podcast on the road — recording from our hotel room in Stovepipe Wells Village after the first few days of our trip.
This is Part 1 of our Death Valley series, where we break down everything we’ve experienced so far, what surprised us, and what the desert is actually like beyond the photos.
Over the first three days, we explored:
• Ubehebe Crater
• Titus Canyon
• Stovepipe Wells
• Hell’s Gate
• Rhyolite (ghost town)
• Beatty (actual town… kind of)
• Mesquite Flat Sand Dunes
• Stovepipe Wells Village
We talk about the drive out, the scale of the landscape, what felt surreal, what felt underwhelming, and the moments that made the trip worth it.
We also get into what it was like doing this as our first EV road trip — from finding chargers to cost compared to gas and how it actually felt navigating a national park this way.
This episode is less polished and more in-the-moment — just us in a hotel room, recapping the experience as it’s happening.
Because sometimes the best stories aren’t planned.
They’re lived.
If you like travel podcasts, real-life storytelling, and chaotic commentary from three gay men figuring it out as they go — this one’s for you.
🔥 Season Segments
🔮 Sassy Astrology — Weekly Card Pull
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🎧 Full video on Spotify & YouTube
🎙️ Audio everywhere you stream podcasts
📲 Follow us on Instagram: @throupletea
🌴 Website: throupletea.com
You see what we post.
But you don’t see everything.
In Episode 12 of A Little Throuple Tea, we talk about the parts of our life that stay off the internet — not because we’re hiding anything, but because some things are meant to be protected.
This isn’t drama.
This isn’t exposing each other.
This is about boundaries.
We get honest about:
• The fights you don’t see — and why conflict isn’t content
• The “boring” days that never get posted
• The boundaries we’ve set around what stays private
• The biggest misconceptions people have based on what we share
• The things we actively protect to keep our relationship strong
Because just because something is public…
doesn’t mean it’s available.
We talk about what it means to share your life online while still protecting your relationship, your peace, and each other’s dignity.
And why transparency is not the same as access.
If you like queer podcasts that mix real-life perspective, relationships, boundaries, and honest conversations about modern life — this one’s for you.
🔥 Season Segments
🎲 Chaos Bowl — Truth or Sip (Social Media Edition)
📺 SMUT TV — Traitors
🔮 Sassy Astrology — Weekly Card Pull
😑 Daniel’s Dad Joke — Tradition matters
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🎧 Full video on Spotify & YouTube
🎙️ Audio everywhere you stream podcasts
📲 Follow us on Instagram: @throupletea
🌴 Website: throupletea.com
Gay culture loves youth.
But what happens when you’re not 25 anymore?
In Episode 11 of A Little Throuple Tea, we have an honest conversation about aging as gay men — what changes, what gets better, and what people don’t talk about enough.
This isn’t a rant.
This isn’t anti-young people.
This is just a real conversation about how life shifts through your 20s, 30s, and 40s — especially in a culture that often prioritizes youth, attention, and appearance.
We talk about:
• The pressure of youth in gay culture
• Body standards and social media comparison
• The shift from chasing attention to choosing alignment
• How dating, friendships, and priorities evolve
• Why peace starts to feel more attractive than attention
We also break down the differences between each stage of life — from the chaos of your 20s, to the clarity of your 30s, to the confidence and stability that comes with your 40s.
Because aging isn’t losing value.
It’s losing insecurity.
We also get honest about what still feels uncertain — from changing bodies to relevance to maintaining community — because growth doesn’t mean you stop being human.
If you like queer podcasts that mix real-life perspective, relationship dynamics, personal growth, and honest conversations about modern gay life — this one’s for you.
🔥 Season Segments
🎲 Chaos Bowl — Rank It (Aging Edition)
📺 SMUT TV — Dinosaurs (Netflix)
🔮 Sassy Astrology — Weekly Card Pull
😑 Daniel’s Dad Joke — Tradition matters
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🎧 Full video on Spotify & YouTube
🎙️ Audio everywhere you stream podcasts
📲 Follow us on Instagram: @throupletea
🌴 Website: throupletea.com
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