Will Osula, Baby Giraffe Joe Willock No Matter What The Goal of the Season Win the League or Silverware?

Dan Burn danburns Odegard! Fabian Schar forces Decwan to share!

Bruno throws his own partey.

TELL ME MA, TELL ME MA...

Know your audience: League Two Bromley made the absolute best of a day at St. James' Park while Newcastle slowly asserted its dominance in a professional display.

Kevin waxes rhapsodic about what it means for our club to play at St. James' Park and the magic that architects and designers will have difficulty recapturing if we move.

Bill and Kevin wonder what's wrong with the ball as Mikel Arteta receives a lifetime achievement award following Newcastle's 2-0 win over Arsenal at the Emirates. Eddie Howe once again outsmarts a rival manager, leaving him fuming.

A shift for the ages from Sven Botman.

Troy Deeney accidentally asks a good question. And a recognition after this match that Newcastle United is on par with any club in the Premier League.

Newcastle United survived an early wake up time and the chaos at Tottenham Hotspur to claim three more points and keeping their near club record win streak alive. Re: the handball. What you gonna trust me or your lyin' eyes? How Postecoglu's post-game outburst overshadowed a good performance by Spurs' young players.

Nananananananananananananananana BOTMAN!

A look ahead to Arsenal, plus Kevin's bizarre hatred of "you're welcome." You're welcome.

After a half-century of near constant futility, Newcastle United exorcises a few demons on the smoking crater once known as Manchester United. - What RTMU players would start for Newcastle? - Why the coverage has been so one sided?

- Is this still a big match for us? Why Manchester United is kind of like our loser big brother.

- Why our man of the match had to come from the midfield.

- Bill's tribute to the Georgian Geordie, Jimmy Carter

We're joined this week by roving reporter Andrew from Forrest Hall, Andrew "The Barron," Barron, and ol' Kev, coming at ya LIVE, from the Hawk and Griffin in Vienna, Virginia. 

We review yet another demolition of Aston Villa at Saint James's Park, discuss the problems afoot at Manchester United, and go into great detail on the potential landing spots for a new stadium in Newcastle-Upon-Tyne. 

Andrew Barron's debut goes as well as can be expected, after having spent three seasons gaining fitness on the Mischief of Magpies bench. We all know Eddie Howe doesn't rush players onto the pitch, and Barron has needed three seasons to gain match fitness. But boy, does he contribute in this very festive episode. Happy New Year to our faithful listener!

Andrew Hargreaves joins Bill Mann to discuss the very, very good week for NUFC, capped off by their 4 goal demolition of Ipswich Town. -- Alex Isak is scoring, but is he happy?

-- Why Bill would be OK with Isak leaving

-- Andrew wants to know which you like better: the Schar mustache or the Brazilian bottle blonds

-- Jason Tyndall in cornrows. It's gonna happen.

NUFC obliterates Leicester City on the weekend, the first match of the season in which Newcastle didn't seem to play exactly at the level of its opposition.  Are we seeing the payoff from the growing pains from Tonali and Bruno learning to work with each other? What do we want to see happen during the January window? Is it possible one of our crown jewels might be moved on?  Why Eddie Howe's interview with Simon Jordan probably wouldn't be possible with a Northeast-based journalist. The dad joke in the title brought to you by Kevin Sperry.

Newcastle and Liverpool open the holiday season with an absolute banger!

-- A tribute to the genius of Mo Salah

-- A classic that was robbed of its epic finish by a quick whistle

-- Why Newcastle seems to play to its competition and what this means for Brentford.

-- Also Bill surprises Kevin with the best news he'll hear all month