Where have all the scoundrels gone and where are all the clones? Where's the spacewise Jedi knight to fight the Trade Fed. drones? Isn't there a rebel upon a tauntaun steed? Late at night we toss and we turn and we dream of what we need...That's right, folks. Our gentleman hosts are back, sounding better than ever, to discuss the second half of our heroes bracket! From Aayla to Zett (okay, Zett was in the last episode), which heroes have what it takes to save the day better than anyone else?Oh, and if you've already listened to the episode, then you can find the picture of Jocasta Nu that we discussed right here.

Tomorrow is Valentine's Day, which means that our gentleman hosts were obligated by an obscure law to turn to the topic of romance and attraction. Joined by their wives (Carrie, Christina, and Jessica), they sat down for an intensely serious discussion about the men of Star Wars. Who is the most attractive? Who would be the best husband or father? Who would take us out on the best first date? Whose head-tentacles made our hearts go aflutter?And a special thanks goes out to our new sound engineer, Jessica Boyd, for making us sound better than ever before. Look forward to more of her spectacular work, listeners.

Not very long ago, on a YouTube page not so far away, Star Wars Theory published a short film entitled "Vader Episode 1: Shards of the Past - A Star Wars Theory Fan-Film." You may have seen it, you may have heard good things about it. It was well-received and highly praised. Its creators went out of their way to comply with copyright law in every way. But a great evil was watching from the shadows...

When most people think of Star Wars, they of course think first of the movies. But as most fans know, the Star Wars franchise has expanded to include so much more than that. There are television shows, video games, board games, tabletop RPGs, toys . . . and let us not forget the books. Star Wars novels and comics have been a part of the franchise since the very beginning; and we do mean the very beginning. Join our gentleman hosts as they discuss the history of Star Wars publishing over more than four decades.

Also, you can find the Star Wars "era symbols" here.

Star Wars is a grand series of epic adventures full of terrifying monsters, loathsome villains, and noble, determined heroes. But which of the many heroes in Star Wars is the noblest? The most determined? The most scruffy-looking? Join our gentleman hosts as they begin their debate on who is the most heroic hero of the Star Wars franchise.

In Episode 13: Battle of the Bads, our gentleman hosts Ross and Kyler debated which was the worst Star Wars prequel, The Phantom Menace or Attack of the Clones. Chris, acting as judge, narrowly called the debate in favor of Episode One; but he promised to go back, watch the two prequel movies again, and return to his decision afterward. Good gentlelisteners, that day has come. Join us for the final definitive decision on which prequel movie is the worst!

You might have heard of a little company called Fantasy Flight Games; at the least, you're absolutely familiar with their work. FFG holds the license for card, miniature, and role-playing games set in the Star Wars universe. Today, our gentlemen hosts discuss the strengths and weaknesses of a few of the biggest: Destiny, Rebellion, X-Wing, Imperial Assault, Legion, and Armada.

Unexpected, out-of-nowhere successes. Culture-permeating, generation-spanning appeal. Ever-expanding, money-generating franchises. Grand, archetypal adventures with epic battles between good and evil. Join our gentlemen hosts as they discuss two of the most beloved media phenomenons of human history: Star Wars (of course) and Harry Potter.

Star Wars: Resistance has reached the midpoint of its inaugural season. Our gentleman host Kyler gives us a rundown on the shows ups, downs, strengths, and weaknesses thus far. Then he branches out into some hopes and predictions for what may come next.

 

Also! This: https://youtu.be/m7Pls-vYWwM

The time has come for our gentleman hosts to discuss the legend himself: John Williams, the composer behind the music of Star Wars. Do we really need to say anything else for you to want to listen to this episode?Oh, and to save you some time, here are links to some of the videos we mentioned in this episode:

Playing at John Williams house

Actual Lyrics to Duel of the Fates

"Star Wars (John Williams is the Man)" by Moosebutter

Fallon, The Roots, Star Wars Cast Medley

Luke and Rey's Theme