Picture yourself on a ship. Perhaps it's a starship in the depths of space. It could be a grand galleon exploring uncharted waters. Or maybe it's a fantastical airship floating through the skies. Whatever the ship, it certainly has a crew. And in command of the crew is the Captain. But which captain would you want to follow? Han Solo? Kirk? Picard? Jack Sparrow? Join our gentleman hosts as they discuss the merits, flaws, and potential crew survival rate of their favorite fictional captains.

If there's a bright Star Wars holiday event in the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. Instead, the unfortunate citizens of Earth were sentenced to the Star Wars Holiday Special. You've probably heard of it. Maybe you wonder if it is truly so bad as people say. Possibly you were considering watching it to find out. But wait! Our gentlemen hosts have thrown themselves onto that grenade for your entertainment and enlightenment. We took the bullet so that you don't have to. Tune in for our thoughts, emotions, and pained groans regarding the one and only (thank goodness) Star Wars Holiday Special.

There's no wheel, and no one actually discusses Bib Fortuna (we know, you're so disappointed), but it is our second Star Wars trivia episode. Join our gentleman hosts and our gentlelady guest as we set out to discover who knows the prequel trilogy best. Will Ross regain his honor after Chris's last questionable victory? Will Ross and Carrie's relationship survive the competition? Will our contestants manage to stump Kyler afterward? Oh, the drama!

Power. The ultimate corrupter. The rate of doing work. The thing that keeps the lights on in your home. The thing that SNAP! has got. That which brings with it great responsibility. Some characters in Star Wars have it in spades; but who exactly has the most? Our gentlemen hosts sit down to review the Force abilities displayed by the Skywalkers—namely Anakin/Vader, Luke, Leia, and Kylo Ren—and by non-Skywalkers—including Obi-wan, Yoda, Palpatine, Snoke, and Rey—and debate who exactly is the strongest Force user among the lot.

We've all experienced stories with villains that stole the show. Some villains are simply more engaging and more memorable than others. On lists of the greatest villains of all time, Darth Vader routinely scores at least a spot, if not first place. But why? Is it the costume, the script, or James Earl Jones' sultry voice? And how does Vader compare to other bad guys, from Palpatine and Darth Maul to Thanos, the Joker, and more? Join our gentlemen hosts for a good discussion of all things bad.

Solo: A Star Wars Story was the second stand-alone Star Wars film to hit theaters, and its reviews were . . . mixed. Join our gentleman hosts as they discuss what they liked about the movie, what they didn't like, and why they think the movie didn't do as well at the box office as the rest of the franchise.

Join our gentlemen hosts as they wax nostalgic over their favorite Star Wars video games and groan about their worst experiences with not-so-favorite games. We rank some of the most well-known games from best to worst, and along the way we experience some (one) devastating (amusing), friendship-breaking (melodrama-causing) betrayals.

Welcome to our first miscellaneous, multi-topic episode! Listen as our gentleman historian Kyler expresses his frustration over the lack of a sensible, cohesive dating system in the Star Wars universe, Ross shares his continuing dubiousness over the galaxy's rapid memory loss when it comes to the Jedi, and Chris waxes philosophical over the concept of Grey Jedi. Also discussed: Jedi Tinder, inter-species breeding, sub-lightspeed travel, and Chris's beard.

It is a question that many a nerd has debated: which is better, Star Wars or Star Trek? Is there a correct answer? Does there even need to be? Join our gentleman hosts for a discussion on and comparison of two of the giants of science fiction history.

The Star Wars franchise has spread to all sorts of media, from the movies to television, books, and comics. And, of course, there have been hosts of Star Wars video games. In this episode, our gentleman host Ross takes us through the history of LucasArts, the developer that created most of the Star Wars video games and many others, from its humble beginnings through its greatest golden years and into the present.