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This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne announce the winners of the Backlog of Doom as voted by Patrons! Karradyne brings a strange sex toy to the show, courtesy of Motorhead. She then gives an update on reading The Silmarillion, and Chris avoids the Blue Shell when he talks about his experience with the Mario Kart 8 DLC. Chris then talks about his doubts about a cat being helpful in Stray, and Karradyne finally unleashes her Midas touch as she finishes Gild. They end the episode with rants about how Karradyne hasn't been able to enjoy her favorite food since her surgery in an express version of Gimme the Gorbage!

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This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne talk about the Testicuzzi. They then chose five victims each from their backlog to be sacrificed by their Patrons in The Backlog of Doom, Pt. 5. They end the episode with a terrible meal at Denny's.

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This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne talk about new jobs, a hellish few days, and they finally bring back Sex Toy of the Week! Karradyne gives an update on last week’s books, and Chris shares updates on Assassin's Creed Valhalla. Karradyne gets into a whole discussion of the To Kill a Mocking Bird graphic novel, and Chris shares the many joys of his time playing PowerWash Simulator. They end the show with a visit to a cool, Orlando coffee shop, Qreate Coffee + Studio.

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This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne announce some changes coming to the podcast, along with a brand new format called Reads and Plays! They then talk about Chris's birthday gift and a terrible movie adaptation Karradyne watched over the weekend. Chris gives an update on his Dragon Quest 8 play-through and viking adventures in Assassin's Creed Valhalla. Karradyne finds herself in a reading slump that may or may not be prolonged by The Astonishing Color of After and Gild.

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This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne are joined once again by their friend, Thrak. They talk about being itchy, the Bible, and are entertained by an impromptu Mrs. Doubtfire impersonation by Karradyne. Then Karradyne, Thrak, and Chris help terminal people with turning death into a “sentimental scavenger hunt” when they read Cecelia Ahern's Postscript and watch PS. I Love You. Chris and Thrak then help lift a curse that takes forever when they play Dragon Quest 8: Journey of the Cursed King.

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This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne talk about Karradyne's surgery, go over a fan-casting of The Lord of the Rings cast, and talk about bee stings. The two then shrink to Picori-size when they talk about both The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap by Akira Himekawa and the classic GBA game!

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This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne are joined by their friend Mariela! They open the show by complaining about the cost of groceries and praising The Skywalker Saga! The three then talk about The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker. They praise sailing of the great sea, the charm of the game, and they end up complaining about the simple combat and terrible 8 triforce piece quest.

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On this special Patreon preview episode, Chris and Karradyne talk about The Force Awakens! They discuss the movie's shortcomings, stiff acting, and the less than threatening main baddie. They also discuss the movie's highs, what they loved about the movie, and how much fun it is to watch!

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This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne talk about Jurassic World Dominion and Pocky and Rocky Reshrined. Karradyne manages to mortify Chris with the Sex Toy of the Week, and they list 5 books and 5 games they hope to experience soon.

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This week on A Novel Console, Chris and Karradyne are joined once again by their friend, Carmen! They catch up by talking about She-Hulk, Pendulum, and new promotional material from The Rings of Power. For the first time ever, Karradyne is in charge of the Sex Toy of the Week! Carmen and Karradyne are then dismissed for holiday break when they read Rebel Angels by Libba Bray. Afterwards, Carmen and Chris go into Mouthful Mode when they play Kirby and the Forgotten Land.

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