We did it, everyone. We made the most R-rated children’s movie ever.

Comedian and TV writer Joan Ford joins us for A Pilgrimage of Pets! Three lovable pets are about to go on the adventure of nine lifetimes. At a music festival in Northern California, Kingy the idiot bloodhound, Mae the stuck-up kitty, and Avril the anarchist duck stay out partying, p**sing and sh**ting all night. When they wake up, their owners are gone and they have to find their way home. At the table, Patrick makes Brent roll on whether or not cats understand the concept of musicals.

Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual-play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer.

CREDITS:

Avril: Joan Ford

Kingy: Geoffrey Golden

Middle-aged Ecclesiastes (Mae): Brent Butler

Your Director: Patrick Baker

Story Editor: Stephen Indrisano

Sound Design: Adam Baker

Financier: Our Venmo, which is @worstmoviespod

MOVIE TRIVIA: It might seem easy to get a dog and a duck to literally fill a Mercedes Benz with p**s and s**t, but it actually took animal trainers months of work to get that shot.