Worst Movies Ever Played

By Shiner Media

Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play podcast where three comedians use a roleplaying game to improvise hilariously bad VHS movies. The kind you'd find scavenging through the dumpster behind a Bl... more

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August 29, 2023 Bonus Feature: Stories Related to and Generally Concerning the Graveyard
While we're in "post-pro" on our third season of Worst Movies Ever Played (coming soon!), here's a bonus made-for-TV style movie called Sunset House from the mid-80s horror anthology series Stories Related to and Generally Concerning the Graveyard.
Percy, an encyclopedia salesman, and Kushy, a van-loving vagabond, are amateur supernatural investigators who come upon a legendary haunted house. No one who stays the night survives until morning, and when the house traps Percy and Kushy inside, they soon learn why.
This special episode is a crossover with Shelterwood, an upcoming 16 episode docu-horror audio fiction series about a missing girl, an impossible suburb, and the American dream. Shelterwood is written and produced by our story editor Stephen Indrisano. Check out Shelterwood's Indiegogo campaign and delve into the mystery.
CREDITS
Your Director: Stephen Indrisano
Percy Marsten: Patrick Baker
Kushy: Geoffrey Golden
Story Editor & Sound Design: Stephen Indrisano

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Straight to VHS is a product of Lost Cat Games.

Movie Trivia: The house used as the main shooting location was owned at the time by Kojak star Telly Savalas. In the background of the kitchen are a box of lollipops.
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1h 10min
July 19, 2022 Hot Night in Cyber Dallas (Part 3)
In the thrilling conclusion of A Hot Night In CyberDallas, Ronnie Fax-Machine and Paramnesia face off against Major Lazer, a Jamaican cyborg killing machine that is, strangely enough, not musical in any way. At the table, Brent adds a dimension of sexy realism to the Cyberpunk genre by pondering the electrical and plumbing layouts of an office building in 2044.
Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer.
CREDITS:
Your Director: Patrick Baker
Ronny Faxmachine: Geoffrey Golden
Father Paramnesia: Brent Butler
Story Editor: Julian Mundy
Sound Design: Adam Baker
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Straight to VHS is a product of Lost Cat Games.
MOVIE TRIVIA: In the script, the name of the company is spelled "Texus Instraments," making them invulnerable to lawsuits.
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54min
July 12, 2022 Hot Night in Cyber Dallas (Part 2)
In part two of A Hot Night In CyberDallas, Ronnie Fax-Machine and Paramnesia continue to work their way up the Texas Instruments tower, fighting back against the big calculator lobby with biblical holograms and plain old violence. At the table, Geoffrey and Brent finally figure out that they can search the bodies of enemies for clues. Patrick learns that his Jamaican accent is so bad, they should hire an actor to play an NPC
Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer.
CREDITS:
Your Director: Patrick Baker
Ronny Faxmachine: Geoffrey Golden
Father Paramnesia: Brent Butler
Story Editor: Julian Mundy
Sound Design: Adam Baker
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Straight to VHS is a product of Lost Cat Games.
MOVIE TRIVIA: The holographic Bible violence in the film was cited as the primary inspiration for Pureflix.
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44min
July 05, 2022 Hot Night in Cyber Dallas (Part 1)
In 2044, the megacorporation of Texas Instruments and its CEO, TJ MacCune, lords over all of CyberDallas. Ronnie Fax-Machine, a veteran of Texas Instruments’ human fax program, is on a quest to make the company resume tech support for human faxes. Paramnesia, a holo-priest, believes that Texas Instruments has killed God. Together, they team up to break into the Texas Instruments tower. At the table, Patrick fights (and loses) a battle with a cardboard box flap.
Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer.
CREDITS:
Your Director: Patrick Baker
Ronny Faxmachine: Geoffrey Golden
Paramnesia: Brent Butler
Story Editor: Julian Mundy
Sound Design: Adam Baker
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Straight to VHS is a product of Lost Cat Games.
MOVIE TRIVIA: The film was adapted from a newspaper article about a man who ate faxes at a local fair.
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49min
June 28, 2022 Sex 84 (Part 2)
In the conclusion of Sex 84, Sam Droid has been apprehended and brought to the former lab of Tommy Funkhauser and Dr. Blazen. Tommy Funkhauser plans to use these sex robots as part of the secret government project, Readiness Exercise 1984. Dr. Blazen just wants hijinks, which totally ensue when Sam Droid escapes, giant marijuana plants attack, and other robots consider the philosophy of Objectivism.
Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer.
CREDITS:
Your Director: Patrick Baker
Sam Droid: Geoffrey Golden
Dr. Blazen: Brent Butler
Story Editor: Julian Mundy
Sound Design: Adam Baker
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Straight to VHS is a product of Lost Cat Games.
MOVIE TRIVIA: Ayn Rand is bad!
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56min
June 21, 2022 Sex 84 (Part 1)
In Sex 84, Dr. Blazen, a genius scientist who loves smoking weed heads back to his former lab with his former boss, Tommy “Fun Times” Funkhauser, a man who loves wearing Hawaiian shirts. Meanwhile Sam Droid, a former sex robot, is searching for his lost sister, Anna. Did you ever wish Stephen Spielberg’s A.I. was more 420-friendly? Or that Red Shoe Diaries involved computer languages? Then you’ll love this!
Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer.
CREDITS:
Your Director: Patrick Baker
Sam Droid: Geoffrey Golden
Dr. Blazen: Brent Butler
Story Editor: Julian Mundy
Sound Design: Adam Baker
FOLLOW:
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@Geoffrey Golden
@BrentLButler
Straight to VHS is a product of Lost Cat Games.
MOVIE TRIVIA: The film was bankrolled by Cinemax based on the title, and they were extremely disappointed with the results.
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57min
June 14, 2022 Water So Blue It's Black (Part 3)
In the thrilling conclusion of Water So Blue It’s Black, Tony, Slaps, and Gilda enter the mysterious, underwater alien cathedral that was guarded by krill ghosts. The wonders and dangers inside bring new meaning to the phrase “publish or perish” for these state university employees. At the table, Brent annoys Patrick with his wish list of underwater hardware and tools. Next time, go to the Home Depot before you hit the ocean floor, Brent.
Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer.
CREDITS:
Your Director: Patrick Baker
Tony Danzers: Geoffrey Golden
Slaps the Sorority Dolphin: Brent Butler
Story Editor: Julian Mundy
Sound Design: Adam Baker
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Straight to VHS is a product of Lost Cat Games.
MOVIE TRIVIA: Almost all copies of this film were destroyed by Tony Danza's "friends" in the "sanitation business."
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54min
June 07, 2022 Water So Blue It's Black (Part 2)
In part two of Water So Blue It’s Black, Tony and Slaps try to steal a submarine to go find the missing crew that’s been lost somewhere in the Bermuda Triangle. But first they have to get through FUFLBOT 9000, the robot who protects Sea Station 86. Bad news: He’s categorized them as hostile and is preparing to use “the hard stuff” on them. Good news: He’s very friendly about it!
Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer.
CREDITS:
Your Director: Patrick Baker
Tony Danzers: Geoffrey Golden
Slaps the Sorority Dolphin: Brent Butler
Story Editor: Julian Mundy
Sound Design: Adam Baker
FOLLOW:
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Instagram
Facebook
@ItsPatrickBaker
@Geoffrey Golden
@BrentLButler
Straight to VHS is a product of Lost Cat Games.
MOVIE TRIVIA: The pirate ghosts were based on real ghosts who still haunt the director to this day.
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53min
May 31, 2022 Water So Blue It's Black (Part 1)
In Water So Blue It’s Black, it’s 2054, and a crew of marine biologists has gone missing from Sea Station 86, which sits deep below the Bermuda Triangle. Former boxer and sea-station manager Tony Danzers must team up with his intern, a prissy, entitled talking dolphin named Slaps, to find the missing crew. At the table, Patrick explains to Geoffrey that some people won’t rewire their moral compasses just because they’ve been offered baked ziti.
Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer.
CREDITS:
Your Director: Patrick Baker
Tony Danzers: Geoffrey Golden
Slaps the Sorority Dolphin: Brent Butler
Story Editor: Julian Mundy
Sound Design: Adam Baker
FOLLOW:
Twitter
Instagram
Facebook
@ItsPatrickBaker
@Geoffrey Golden
@BrentLButler
Straight to VHS is a product of Lost Cat Games.
MOVIE TRIVIA: Slaps was portrayed by puppeteer Johannes Rube, who nearly drowned to death in the leaky rubber dolphin puppet.
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52min
May 30, 2022 The Season 2 Trailer
Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer.
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2min

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