None of this would have happened if we'd built the evil secret lab under a Shoney’s.

Comedian, author, and science educator Robin Higgins tolerates our bunk science in this episode’s movie: The Goo! Ooze-nithologist Theo Silverplum and nondescript government bureaucrat Bland Beige investigate an exploded Friendly’s family restaurant. The culprit… Goo! From space? Probably? Scientist Trina Tara, as smart as she is busty, warns that dark matter is involved. At the table, everyone professes their undying love for the little wooden puzzles at family restaurants. Brent is shocked no one’s heard of the K-car. It’s the car that saved Detroit, people!

Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual-play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer.

CREDITS:

Trina Tara: Robin Higgins

Theo Silverplum: Geoffrey Golden

Bland Beige: Brent Butler

Your Director: Patrick Baker

Story Editor: Stephen Indrisano

Sound Design: Adam Baker

Financier: Our Venmo, which is @worstmoviespod

MOVIE TRIVIA: The actor who played Bland Beige went missing three times during filming, simply because he blended into the background of the sound stage and no one could find him.