Maggie brings another home run from Abby Jimenez, Say You'll Remember Me. Jillian brings the hilarious and heartwarming Princess Floralinda and the Fourty Flight Tower by Tamsyn Muir to get us through the Alecto pause.

The girls tell a traumatic story from their college days, Jillian mispronounces the name of the main character in her book A LOT (Its Floralinda, NOT Florinda), and we all agree that chivalry is not dead if you husband charges your vibrator for you.

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Welcome to our first Nonsense episode! We will be releasing one of these every other episode for those that love to hear our thoughts on whatever topic.

This week: the MILFs discuss Brandon Sanderson’s cosmere, Tamsyn Muir’s genius, how they need to get medicated, and Maggie gets a lesson on furry romances.

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WE'RE BACK! We had a crazy year, but we are back in the groove!! Maggie brings the delightful, hilarious, and surprisingly topical novel A Wizard's Guide to Defensive Baking by T. Kingfisher. Jillian did what simply had to be done, finally delving in the the raucous world of Dungeon Crawler Carl by Matt Dinniman.

The girls spend some time workshopping their audiobook narrator impressions, make more jokes that make each other groan, and use extremely descriptive phrases like "soooo funny" more often than then would like to admit.

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CONTENT WARNING: 

Misophonia (Sorry!)

Better late than never! After a series of unfortunate events and technical difficulties, the besties and the baby are back! Jillian brings the delightfully self-aware Tusk Love by Thea Guanzon. Maggie brings a title that has ruined her for other books for the time being, The Knight and the Moth by Rachel Gillig.

The girls moonlight as ASMR artists, have MORE technological issues, and workshop their mouthfeels until they are JUST right.

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CONTENT WARNING: 

This episode discusses topics of suicide, murder, supernatural happenings, and witchcraft. Please check the content warnings on these books before reading them so you are aware of other things included that we didn't explicitly discuss. 

The besties are back for Halloween (with a baby in tow) and ready to discuss some spooky smut! Maggie brings a delightful murder mystery, Voyage of the Damned by Frances White, while Jillian brings the very on-brand Hallowpeen by Holly Wilde.

They dive into issues like IT troubleshooting, prepping for Halloween with kids, and the baby boy adds his two cents (just like a man).

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CONTENT WARNING: 

This episode discusses topics of conversion therapy, heavy gore, child neglect, bugs (and vomiting them), supernatural horror, religious abuse, and death. Please check the content warnings on these books before reading them so you are aware of other things included that we didn't explicitly discuss. 

Maggie brings a delightful beach read, Just for the Summer by Abby Jimenez, while Jillian brings ALSO a beach read (of a different kind), Camp Damascus by Chuck Tingle (a straight-up horror novel- BE WARNED).

The girlypops plan a children’s birthday party (seriously do ya’ll have ideas?), the beauty of a romance novel with no miscommunication trope, and another beloved author heals our religious trauma!

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SPOILER WARNING OF THE ENTIRETY OF THE SONG OF ACHILLES BY MADELINE MILLER

CONTENT WARNING: 

This episode discusses topics of murder, war, and other violent imagery. Please check the content warnings on these books before reading them so you are aware of other things included that we didn't explicitly discuss. 

Maggie and Jillian commiserate about their experience reading The Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller. They cried because those boys were so sweet, they cried because that war was so brutal, and they cried in the face of the unending march toward a fate that our hero's could not avoid. The pain of being doomed by the narrative is truly like no other. And to think Maggie finished this book ON A CROSS COUNTRY FLIGHT. F.

We hope you enjoyed this book as much as we did but if you didn't DON'T TELL US WE ARE NOT YET IN THE EMOTIONAL SPACE FOR CRITICISM.

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Maggie brings the true Romantasy with a BAD BITCH FMC, Ledge by Stacy McEwan, while Jillian brings the cozy storybook manga with girls just being girls, Witch Hat Atelier by Kamome Shirahama.

The MILFs discuss their chill Mother’s Day, how you make the most fun of the things you really love, anime food is the most delicious, and once again the male parasite continues to make Maggie’s brain not work.

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Maggie brings an ENTRY LEVEL monster romance Loch and Key by Lana Ferguson, while Jillian brings NOT entry level monster romance (yes his dick is weird, get into it), Lessons with the Mothman by Katherine Moon

The girls are back at the ironing board discussing their family trees full of obnoxious laughs, Maggie does a scottish accent and a sexy boy voice to read her book quotes, they discuss what makes picke-ball pickle-y, and they appreciate women in STEM (Katy Perry DOESNT COUNT).

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This episode discusses topics of sexual assault and non-consent (from a red-flag book don’t worry). Please check the content warnings on these books before reading them so you are aware of other things included that we didn't explicitly discuss. 

Maggie brings the cozy Sci-fi series that you can shove right up your—A Psalm for the Wild-Built by Becky Chambers, while Jillian brings the Brandon Sanderson book she was super *mysterious* about, Yumi and the Nightmare Painter.

The girlypops come back to the craft room to discuss how awkward workplace relationships are, Maggie figures out she MIGHT be a communist, how they identify heavily with Trixie and Katya, and a small and no-big-deal announcement is made.

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