To bidet or not to bidet? THAT is the question. As maturely as possible, Kellie and Allen discuss her desire for getting a bidet and his reluctance to do so. Then all that maturity goes to hell in a hand basket when Allen shares his ChatGPT history, which includes alternative names for toilets and the most creative ways to say you need to take a poop. 

Time is running out if you want to join Allen and Bad Influence Jeff at Mexico! This is NOT an official Podcast Family Vacation, but if you’d like to hang out, they’ll be staying at the all-adult but optional all-inclusive Reef 28 in Playa del Carmen July 2-6, 2025. 

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