A Schmuck and A Hottie

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Ezzra and Scarlet are traveling and boy are they tired. Take a shot for this one because we are definitely raw doggin this off script episode. 

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Things get SPICY this episode. Scarlet has a list of naughty questions and Ezzra has even naughtier answers. Kick up your feet and get ready for some spit takes cause this episode is a WOWZERS! 

What do you think about Scarlet's questions? What are some of your experiences?

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Up for a Plot Twist? Ezzra throws a curve ball during our recap and mentions he has a great idea. So of course we're rolling with it. The tables have turned while Ezzra asks Scarlet which Corn Categories she'd actually participate in. Not sure if the results are shocking or what. 

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On our previous episode Scarlet and Ezzra talked about her obsession with ACOTAR (yes, she finished it) and CIILFs. Well that got us thinking... why do people fall in love with fictional/fantasy characters? 

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Scarlet is OBSESSED. She's guilty of reading a few smutty book series, but let's be honest - who hasn't? Join Scarlet and Ezzra are they discuss the allure of smutty books and everyone's exposure to P*rn. 

Have you read ACOTAR? Or what's a smutty book series you're guilty of enjoying? Do you have any recommendations? 

How were you exposed to p*rn? Did your parents know? Or was it just whatever? Let us know!

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How many times has someone used a phrase or word in a conversation and you thought "What the F**k does that mean"? On this weeks episode Scarlet tests Ezzra's  street smarts with a selection of slang words hand picked from Urban Dictionary. Who doesn't like a good definition from Urban Dictionary?

Did you know any of the words or phrases from Scarlet's list? Do you know any good ones?

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We were all born with it, and we all end up losing it at one point (typically). It's not usually pretty or very romantic (for the select few, we deeply envy you). Get comfy as we talk about losing our V-Cards. 

What was it like for you? If you could have a re-do would you take it? We want to know!

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Most of us have - or have had - them: Parents and In-Laws. Some people have great relationships with them while others...not so much. Pull up a chair and get comfy while Ezzra and Scarlet compare parents and In-Laws (both past and present).

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As similar and in sync Scarlet and Ezzra can be, they are definitely two different types of people. Scarlet has a deep fascination and love for everything spooky, but Ezzra.... doesn't. Pull up a comfy chair and wrap yourself in a safe blanket as Scarlet reads posts off of Bored Panda's 50 Of The Creepiest Things Kids Have Ever Said To Their Parents List.

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50 of the Creepiest Things Kids Have Ever Said To Their Parents - https://www.boredpanda.com/darkest-things-kids-said/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic