A Show Called Hate

Well, if ever the hateboys were deserving of sponsorship, it's after today's episode. You want brands? We got 'em! Big brands! Small brands! Some as big as your head! Sponsor us, you soulless multinational conglomerates! Ah, ahem. We hope you enjoy this latest instalment of charmingly benevolent complaints. You're welcome.

The boys are laying it all out in the open on today's show, as Nich comes clean about some shocking curbside incidents that he may or may not have instigated. Also, Jon's imagination gets the better of him, leaving him jumping at shadows, and Rayman has a bit of a rant about Facebook and the concept of a 'friendiversary' - which is most definitely not a word. Thankfully, however, we round it off with a celebration of the greatest cartoon intro ever committed to screen. You're welcome.

Wow. That Nich fella really likes vinegar, eh? And talking over people. What is he like, I ask you? Coming in here with his vinegary mouth, dominating the conversation with his vinegary opinions. I tell you, it's a good thing this might just be our best episode yet, otherwise he would come across as quite rude. Quite rude indeed!

Well, a new episode of A Show Called Hate is now online, and what can we say about? No, really. What can we say about it? Our entire memory of this episode has vanished into the ether. There was something about manly brands, we think? And then Rayman repeated himself. Hmmm. Hope you enjoy. We guess... (Also, apologies for the slight audio issues. Jon's working on it.)

So Peter Rabbit dabs now. What's not to like about that? I hear he's also pretty sick on a skateboard, doing olivers or whatever, getting crunk. Yeah, all's well in the hate cave this week. Also, why can't big brands just stay on familiar territory? We don't need Peter Rabbit rawl plugs or log flumes. And what's up with Peter Rabbit's sexy, sexy feet? Let's log on and find out together.

The hate boys are back, finding joy in the darkest of places and the sensation in what, otherwise, should be pretty mundane. Have you ever taken a long walk in the middle of the day, just for the heck of it? What about fixing things or making lists? Such sweet, simple pleasures. Have we mentioned how nice this podcast is? Have a wonderful day.

Wow. Look at us, recording a podcast and everything #adulting #lifegoals #notachild Tear yourself away from your Instagrams and your Snapchats for one second, and join us as we rant (in comical fashion) on the topics of charity muggers, being 'an adult' and twee autobiography titles.

The first of the official A Show Called Hate field trips sees the hate boys heading out to a local toy emporium, where, being adults, they buy toys for their amusement (cue childish glee). Up is down, yellow is a parliamentary seat, and Arkansas is my dog. Abandon all reason as our show-and-tell session threatens to dominate the show with love. Can hate come out of the left field and score a last minute goal-down? Sports!

The triumvirate is reunited! With Jon freshly married, and rejuvenated following his honeymoon in New Zealand, it's time for Chris and Nich to reacquaint him with the ways of hate. On the chopping block this week: Mr Bean, Mr Will.I.Am and Mr PayPal. Yes, that's right, we're taking a swing at Big Money, and not pulling our punches. Oh, and Jon tries to make a hat fit his oversized cow head, live on air, which is a delight for the senses.

This episode, Jon's away, on HONEYMOON of all things. So now I, Nich, have to step in and do all of this uploadey writey stuff that Jon normally does. What's even meant to go here? I guess its only right to mention that Chris and I's other halves, Alice and Liz, join us for another drunken riot of an episode covering Selfie Technique, Bellybutton Plugs, Personal Usage Aquariums and of course... Gorilla Eggs.