In the second installment of the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills reunion, Annemarie was a ghost (what’s new?), we learned PK stopped drinking (but probably won’t stop PK-ing), Sutton insists there’s more to her than cashmere and Santos (namely vodka), and Andy was all of us when he yawned at Dorit. Also, Ramona & Margee share how clothes (dog costumes and/or Barbie couture) can be legitimate anti-depressants! So get all your carcasses out, sign any paperwork your husband puts in front of you, and ask your friendly neighborhood burglar to leave your phone by the gate so you can pick it up and tune into this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

Beverly Hills’ resident Unconscious-Karen/Delusional-Fashionista was front and center in the first reunion episode of RHOBH. And while Dorit’s Dumb Dress upstaged most everything/everyone else, we still got some classic Season 13 lesbian speculation and Nurse Anesthe-pissed content here and there. Time to palm your amber/poo-colored crystals, light up some ethically sourced Palo Santo, just say “no” if Andy offers you blow, and tune into this week’s A Therapeutic Dose! 

It was dark times at the White Party in the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills season finale this week. Kyle and Mau are no more. Dorit and PK are on the rocks. And Erika Jayne is tone deaf - in every way. Ramona’s Sutton-colored glasses are starting to slip off. Margee appreciated Garcelle’s reminder that “There’s other Steves in the fish.” And both Ramona & Margee marvel at kids who really love their dads!

It’s time to comb your dress and do the Sutton Stumble over to the dance floor to join us for A Therapeutic Dose-e-do!

Therapy is our eternal Valentine! And it seems the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are starting to embrace it, too! We got to see Erika’s insightful therapist offer her guidance, and then watch Erika apply none of it. We got to hear how much FUN Mauricio is having in couples therapy, and then watch Kyle actively detest everything about him. Meanwhile, vodka is Sutton’s therapist. Time to help yourself to a crab leg & a Belgian waffle, wash it down with your BYOOcean-Spray, and steady yourself - without a railing - as you take this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

Ramona (finally) remembered to include the links about iPhone games help with PTSD:

https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2018/11/05/662212524/cant-stop-worrying-try-tetris-to-ease-your-mind

https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2017/04/09/523011446/how-playing-tetris-tames-the-trauma-of-a-car-crash

The Beverly Hills Housewives wrap up their trip to Spain with Sutton saying a heartfelt farewell to her past, Erika taking the express train from Expectation City to Resentment Town, and Ramona & Margee discovering that the origin story of “cringe” is… Dorit! For added entertainment, Ramona’s phone took today’s recording session to show off all the noises it can make! So grab a Coca-Cola Normale, position yourself up-wind of any scattering ash, and “take a moment” for this week’s A Therapeutic Dose! 

Lord Have Merce-y! Grief got us good this week. Most of the Housewives cried in this episode, as do ALL of the hosts of A Therapeutic Dose. From “sleeper ketamine” to birth trauma, from overpriced ancient fans to the most boring paella feast of The Mighty Erudite-y, Ramona & Margee get into it all! So take a Zofran (per Ramona), drink your fluids (per Rob), and have a listen to this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

In an episode where the answer to the question “What are you wearing?” is “I slept for one hour,” everything was a nonsensical mess in this week’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Sutton was doing prop comedy with a man’s ashes in a snack bag. Dorit was speaking cartoon-grade Spanish. And Annemarie just continues her reign as Queen Turd of the world. There were threats of ghosts, and glimpses of glam, but other than that, the Beverly Hills Housewives seemed to go all the way to Spain just to serve up another nothingburger. Well, at least Chef Storm was a dish! Now go on and slip into your Rocky’s Market sweatpants, tuck yourself into your twin-beds-pushed-together, and get cozy for this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

The latest episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was a disjointed mess of Sutton on a fireside Reformer, Erika posing for pics with a pink grandma, and Dorit introducing Paula Abdul introducing Taylor Dane to sing for oral health equality, I guess? Somehow, all of that chaotic content inspired conversation between Ramona & Margee about the delights of République and the shortcomings of La Mer. But the episode really centered around AnneMarie, revealing that 8½ may have been a generous assessment of her attributes. Time to be a brave little toaster and plug in for this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

Margee on And Just Like Matt:

https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/andjustlikematt/episodes/Baby--Talk-Is-Cheap-with-Bridget-Kyle--Margee-Magee-e2e980p/a-aar2ms2

Why Creme de la Mer is some BS:

https://web.archive.org/web/20121208015332/http://www.paulaschoice.com:80/beautypedia-skin-care-reviews/by-brand/la-mer/_/Creme-De-La-Mer

Mental health took center stage on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and we are here for all of the honest discussions about PTSD, su*cide, and grief. In other news, Garcelle’s love for her boys is as pure as their indifference to her lasagne. Kyle seems to have officially replaced one Mau(ricio) with another Mo(rgan). And we need more beta-blocked Blane, and no more massively-off-the-mark Anne Marie! Time to grab a cantaloupe skewer and younger woman to feed it to, and settle in for this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills welcome us back from the holiday break with further confirmation that Dorit is an out of touch asshat, that being surrounded by sudden/extreme skinniness is a mind f*ck, and that the ghost of Big Kathy is a bird murderer! Ramona & Margee also take a minute to reminisce about stripping down to secure their SAG cards. So set some appropriate boundaries with any fiery-tempered Irish Aries’ in your life, and then settle in for this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!