A Therapeutic Dose

Eat sh*t, Shakespeare – Brock Davies is OUR Bard. On this week's Vanderpump Rules, Brock shows up all humble & honest & thoughtful and finally wins over Ramona! Sandoval, Jax, and Schwartz, however, all continue to disappoint in new and nauseating ways. And time to add another member to the supporting cast – the Burbank jet stream! That flight path has gotten more than enough airtime (pun intended) to merit a place in the opening titles. So make your appointment with legitimate San Diego tattoo artist Juan Puente, dig deep into Don Knotts canon and check out The Apple Dumpling Gang (not to be confused with Tom Sandoval, The Dumplin’ Latte Goon), then tune in for this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

Lala weeps about being a good mom, while being a bad friend. Sandoval is bad at singing, and friendship, and the truth. Scheana is also bad at singing, but better at friendship when she shows up to help Ariana declutter her physical & mental space. Allie & James win Miss Integrity & Mr. Maturity this week! And, after yet another appearance on Vanderpump Rules, will we soon see Cryobank Brian added to the opening title sequence, sloshing a vial of sperm as he makes his slo-mo turn to camera? Time to bypass the vinyl banner announcin brunch at TomTom and enjoy the good optics of tuning into this week’s A Therapeutic Dose! 

On this week's episode of Vanderpump Rules Lala is extra messy again, leading us to wonder if she’s just a field producer for LVP this season? Either way, this episode confirmed that hot dogs are great, paintball is dumb, and always bleach your roots last! Time to dump Schwartz, call your dad, and tune in to A Therapeutic Dose!

After watching Vanderpump Rules, Ramona shows up with a tiny decaf and a cry-angle, and Margee enters the space with an ALL CAPS attitude. They both agree that Sandoval’s psychosis is on parade, Ariana’s pain is palpable, and everyone’s discomfort with anger is unfortunate. But the episode brings some important questions into the conversation: What is the effect of family time on butt-dimple consciousness? Does an outdoor box of water count as a “cold plunge”? Did they really order Pizza Hut?? Time to log an hour or so for your VPR PhD studies and listen to this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

Vanderpump Rules gave us a quintessential Team Nobody episode! Katie blames Jo and Scheana for her failed marriage, then sleeps with her ex’s best friend. Scheana blames Jo and Brock for hiding braids and sharing location intel. Sandoval blames Mya for being a dog, Lala blames liars for lying, and Schwartz blames Katie for everything. And the sandwich shop continues to blame permitting for never opening. It’s time to secure your 5,000 laxatives in a pet-safe place, turn OFF your location services, and tune in for the emotional orgasm that is A Therapeutic Dose!

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On Vanderpump Rules, Tom announces he has to take a sh*t. Then Tom announces he took a sh*t. And Ramona & Margee are reminded Tom IS a piece of sh*t. Tom takes advantage of Ann’s time. Scheana takes advantage of Ariana’s patience. And Jax tests our bullsh*t meter… and, obviously, fails. So, time to storm out of the Belmont, have a quick cry in your closet, then tune into this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

All that really happened in part three of the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills reunion was that Kathy came to the stage, Sutton & Garcelle went to the ER, and Andy yawned at Dorit… some more. The third part only proved it could’ve been accomplished in two. But that left plenty of room for Ramona & Margee to eulogize the Arclight, discuss the healthiest way to scorn Scientology, and figure out where Ariana Grande’s Oscar dress falls on the scale of Cotton Candy to Prolapsed Butthole. Time to steady your blood sugar with a bite of banana & a sip of orange juice and tune into this week’s A Therapeutic Dose! 

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In the second installment of the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills reunion, Annemarie was a ghost (what’s new?), we learned PK stopped drinking (but probably won’t stop PK-ing), Sutton insists there’s more to her than cashmere and Santos (namely vodka), and Andy was all of us when he yawned at Dorit. Also, Ramona & Margee share how clothes (dog costumes and/or Barbie couture) can be legitimate anti-depressants! So get all your carcasses out, sign any paperwork your husband puts in front of you, and ask your friendly neighborhood burglar to leave your phone by the gate so you can pick it up and tune into this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

Beverly Hills’ resident Unconscious-Karen/Delusional-Fashionista was front and center in the first reunion episode of RHOBH. And while Dorit’s Dumb Dress upstaged most everything/everyone else, we still got some classic Season 13 lesbian speculation and Nurse Anesthe-pissed content here and there. Time to palm your amber/poo-colored crystals, light up some ethically sourced Palo Santo, just say “no” if Andy offers you blow, and tune into this week’s A Therapeutic Dose! 

It was dark times at the White Party in the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills season finale this week. Kyle and Mau are no more. Dorit and PK are on the rocks. And Erika Jayne is tone deaf - in every way. Ramona’s Sutton-colored glasses are starting to slip off. Margee appreciated Garcelle’s reminder that “There’s other Steves in the fish.” And both Ramona & Margee marvel at kids who really love their dads!

It’s time to comb your dress and do the Sutton Stumble over to the dance floor to join us for A Therapeutic Dose-e-do!