A Therapeutic Dose

On RHOC this week, the Tres Alcoholics reunite to piss themselves, cry about nothing, test the limits of their livers, and test the limits of Ramona & Margee’s patience! Other takeaways from Mexico include: Heather’s “gift” was a trash box full of trash; Vicki has gone a facelift too far; Tamra is mean; Water aerobics is hard; and Heather needs to take Snuffleupagus’ name out of her mouth. Now, grab your mini, monogrammed Mexican blanket and Snuggle-up-with-us for A Therapeutic Dose!

The Orange County housewives give us a drunken luncheon at Vea (where cotillion is held, of course) and a ridiculous dinner on a beach in Mexico. Heather gets pissy at both meals. But, to quote Ramona’s sister, Dominga, “If you can’t take the heat, get out of the Fireside.” While the Dubrows continue to be virtue-less phonies, Ramona & Margee did find some mental health bright spots among the housewives to shine a light on this week! So, pull up a Sit-olinic, “eat your fucking food and shut up,” and enjoy A Therapeutic Dose!

Like the gym of the same name, this week’s Real Housewives of Orange County SHREDZ! Everyone showed up as highly-concentrated versions of themselves and put all their lunacy on parade. Heather is at her greediest. Tamra is at her annoying-est. Shannon is at her martyr-i-est. John Janssen is at his scratchiest. And, even in the briefest phone cameo, Teddi is at her boring-est! From Terry attempting to Cabbage Patch, to Shannon unraveling at a Pumpkin Patch, Ramona & Margee had a heyday analyzing everyone’s behavior in this week’s A Therapeutic Dose.

On RHOC, Shannon unravels at her fiesta venue as cast members call, text, and come by to cancel, because her friendship is about as authentic as her mini sombrero. Ramona & Margee agree that force-feeding a kitten, and forcing her adorable son to speak on his adoption, were not great looks for Jenn this week. However, they were not able to reach consensus when it came to the hot button topic of microwaved coffee! Ramona & Margee also agree that suede kitchen cabinets - like the Dubrows - are excessive and absurd. However, feelings on animatronic closet racks divided them once more! But Emily remains a constant source of accord. Emily’s affinity for cold brew, burgers, bread, and justice speak right to Ramona & Margee. In conclusion: Emily is us. We are Emily. Señor Noodlez is appalling. A Therapeutic Dose is the antidote!

Since Bravo denied us a new RHOC this week, Ramona & Margee go back to what inspired them to drop their very first Therapeutic Dose – Scandoval! Turns out Scandoval can be infuriating in all new ways when an entirely uninformed Bethenny and an utterly unrecovered Raqu/chel weigh in. Ramona & Margee break down the first two parts of Bethenny’s three-part interview/exploitation of Ms. Leviss upon her emergence from 90 days of treatment with results ranging from questionable to none. Ramona & Margee also briefly touch on 41 recent Georgia indictments, 1 ancient trial-of-the-century, and 2 planets currently in retrograde. This week’s A Therapeutic Dose is to be taken with anything but a Skinnygirl margarita – a beverage as disgusting as the skinny shitlord who created it! 

The OC women all impersonated one another, but Shannon and Heather gave us Mitch McConnell impressions too! Ramona and Margee determine that Vicki and Taylor define the spectrum of “Friend Of” appeal: Vicki is repulsive - no notes for Taylor! Nothing is left in the “vault” this week as Ramona walks us through a Ketamine Therapy treatment, Margee reveals that pretzels led to the demise of a relationship, and both are tortured by being bad plant parents. So let the fire alarm ring in the background and settle in with Señor Noodles for A Therapeutic Dose!

In this week’s location-heavy episode of RHOC, we are taken on a tour of establishments that are truly basic, but with just enough independent wealth to keep them afloat, launching a whole new business category: Luxury Basic! “Earth Bowl,” “Olivia’s Closet,” “Shorebird,” etc, are the khaki pants of Orange County – sure, khakis are passable as dress pants, but we all know you could do better. Against this Luxury Basic backdrop, Margee puts Shane back in the dog house, Ramona sees her reflection in a Pumpkin Patch, and both agree that, of all the Halloween decorations on screen, Dave Archluetta was the scariest by far. Join Ramona and Margee for this week’s A Therapeutic Dose - a Fireside* (*no affiliation with Heather Dubrow/Mark Cuban/Falon/Javier’s) chat about every emotional hair trigger this Orange County cast continues to set off in them!

On The Real Housewives of Orange County, it seemed like so much was happening! But then nothing really happened. So Ramona & Margee wind up weighing in on all sorts of minutiae from swim costumes, to sex tapes, to the clearance page on Bando, to… hair! Jenn gets her hair done in her kitchen and that’s disgusting. And speaking of disgusting hair, Jenn & Ryan’s therapist/psychic/quackery-incarnate is in desperate need of a hot oil treatment. And finally, RHOC really chose violence when they opened the episode with closeups on wax lollipops of Shane & Emily’s nose hairs. Join Ramona & Margee to sort through all this and more on this week’s A Therapeutic Dose - guaranteed to be more fun and less foamy than a ride on Emily’s disappointing Slip n’ Slide!

Heather is toxic and everybody’s finally done inhaling her noxious fumes. Emily wins MVP of the episode. And Lauren was… there. In this week’s A Therapeutic Dose, Ramona & Margee examine their big feelings about everything from boats to boob jobs, from white jeggings to white privilege, from upcycling to refrigerator vigilance, and everything in between! 

Ever wonder how many emotions a person can experience in just an hour or so? Well, Ramona & Margee found out! They give you anger, laughter, curiosity, love, grief, fear, gratitude, disgust, appreciation, and more! All those feelings arise while discussing the most recent Real Housewives of Orange County episode. Disgust is evoked from Heather’s whole elitist/classist/bitch-bag existence, and also from Jenn’s distractingly disgusting drink of choice (Malibu Rum & Red Bull. –the hell?!!). Amusement is elicited from Gina’s sloppy, slappy, stressed-out peanut butter-to-bread transfer moment. And a whole mess of surrender, revulsion, encouragement, delirium, and foolishness are on display as Ramona & Margee try to process these Bravo Housewives’ “privileged white nonsense.” This week’s A Therapeutic Dose is a real ride on the rapids, so be like the rafting guide's balls and hang out a while!