Welcome to the ultimate cosmic real estate disaster! Join us as we explore how 65 years of space exploration accidentally turned the Moon into humanity's most expensive storage unit, complete with over 200 tons of abandoned equipment, crashed spacecraft, and yes—96 bags of astronaut waste.

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In this episode, we present "The Classified Waste Assessment Initiative" - a tale of what happens when a summer intern gets the assignment of a lifetime analyzing "critical Apollo-era specimens," only to discover she's been cataloguing fifty-year-old space poop with the dedication of a Nobel Prize candidate.

Discover why the Moon isn't just humanity's first extraterrestrial archaeological site, but our most successful unintentional international collaboration. Whether you're a space law enthusiast, cosmic archaeologist, or just wondering who's responsible for cleaning up 65 years of lunar litter, this episode reveals how our most embarrassing space legacy became our most scientifically valuable.

♫ Closing theme music by Aleksey Chistilin https://pixabay.com/users/lexin_music-28841948/

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