Matt & Jason discuss the Bears game, the Mad Pooper, worst fast food ideas of all time, things we eat when drunk, Matt's wheel covers keep falling off, That's So Wisconsin, bad ass cheat sheet, heart shaped boob challenge, Dumb Criminals, Dumb Apps, sex robots, pornhub pirate searches, dad bod fanny pack, cheap wine club and Hank's double header soccer games.

Matt & Jason discuss gas station perp in LaPorte, Indiana, movie descriptions, Hillbilly Hotties, sock lizard, That's So Wisconsin, Pick N Save bandit, meth addict commute, masturbating criminal, Dumb Apps, Matt's mom's drinking stories, vodka re-birthday party, workout disaster, bad roommate story, cousin Jeremy T-Mobile story.

Matt & Jason discuss the story behind the making of Rocky, Philly Bros restaurant, Nicolas Cage movies on Netflix, Stranger Things pop-up bar, Top 15 clowns all-time ranked, Kim Kardashian untimely Instagram post, 7 people you should never invite on a group trip, the best end of summer cocktail, puke and beer resistant shoes, unflushed toilet burglar, thief caught on Snapchat, dumb apps, That's So Wisconsin, Broman reality show, Phillip Rivers custom SUV for commute to LA, Jason's 'L' story, rent-a-fish hotel.

Matt & Jason discuss Clowns, Man Cave Spas, Beer Pools, Amazon Booze Friends, Dumb Robbers, New Segment Sponsor, You're Shit, Hank's Soccer Practice, Jungle Bus, Dumb Apps, Houston & JJ Watt, Best Meals in Unexpected Places, Size Doesn't Matter with Rings, Women's Business Move, Big Al's Dukes of Hazzard story and Millennials not liking boobs.

Matt & Jason discuss Rick Astley at Foo Fighters show, Hairband ballads, Karaoke Roulette segment with live "singing", naked ESPN host, Jack's swimming class, AquaMermaid, Tom Cruise Butt Pads, Paul Rudd, More dumb Apps, Old balls roommate story and the first cement watch.

Matt & Jason discuss the week in politics, a new party movement, worst movies they have ever seen, guilty pleasure songs, dumb criminals, BingDong, Christmas toilet clogging, solar eclipse, words that annoy them, national intelligence level now vs 20 years ago, biggest life influences, Ice Cube and the NickelBlock App.

Matt & Jason discuss their past week, Cook County Sugar Tax, Walgreens drinker, Real Blueberries, Places I've Pooped App, Books, Strange Workplaces, Week in Sports, Eddie Olczyk

Matt & Jason discuss their past week, Lolla transit, guilty pleasure movies, football, the Ta Ta Towel and a special concert story.

Introductions from Abbatacola & Ferrari, goals for the podcast and stories of the day.