It’s Season 5, Episode 10 of Abbott Elementary, and the staff is discovering that an abandoned mall makes for a terrible school but an elite workplace comedy. The snark squad is obsessed with the malfunctioning, giant Benjamin Franklin head terrorizing the hallways, while Principal Ava reached peak avoidance by using a customized AI chatbot to "process" (read: ignore) an increasingly hostile PTA. While Janine and Gregory played the diplomatic "English" outsiders trying to soothe parental rage, Jacob and Barbara went into full protective mode over Melissa, suspecting the ever-smug Mr. Morton was trying to poach her for his own friend group. In a rare twist that left fans actually cheering, Ava finally ditched the bot, took accountability for the relocation chaos, and used her own side-hustle money to stock the "mall-classroom" shelves, proving that even the shadiest principals have a heart—somewhere under the designer fits.