Kyle drinks a 12-pack and spirals into a hilarious existential crisis about respect, friendship, and sacred nut-kicking diplomacy. Andy tries to play therapist but ends up co-hosting a divine Dungeons & Dragons one-shot where Kyle’s choices are... unfortunate. We discuss loyalty, photography, parenting in the age of TikTok, and how to win Godzilla on VHS. Plus: the Workaholics broke Kyle’s heart, Star Wars opinions no one asked for, and a perfectly reasonable idea for a local "Whose Butt Is It Anyway?" calendar.

If you’ve ever wanted to kick a cultist in the nuts in the name of Jesus, this one’s for you.

Welcome to the inaugural episode of Absinthe Fathers. Andy and Kyle dive headfirst into the absurd and relatable, starting with their questionable choice of "apocalypse liquor" — a truly vile bottle of absinthe saved for the end times. From Kyle’s retired rap career to the personal life of their friend Cameron, no topic is off-limits. They explore the unspoken bond forged when both father and son share the humbling experience of sharting, contemplate suing a "B-tier local magazine" for stealing their work and ponder the mysteries of lawn obsession, parenting mishaps and cowboy boots. Tune in for chaotic storytelling, niche humor and conversations you'd never dare have with your own dad.