EPISODE 32 – SICK

Episode 32 kicks off with an update on Alison’s life which continues to spiral out of control. While Alison tries desperately to find the silver lining, Dana, conversely, decides to divorce her husband over a mispacked lunchbox.

We then launch into the feedback portion of our show where we meet a listener who needs some support with her body positive fashion Instagram (holychicmilwaukee) so we shout her ass out. Another listener insists that Alison pronounces her own name wrong and we meet yet another man who hates strip clubs. We also get an update from the woman who asked about a new job opportunity but only received advice from Alison about what type of wedding dress to buy. Sadly, the feedback section ends with Alison getting yelled at and being forbidden from using the word “sick” in the future.

During the Absolute Worst Therapy segment, we meet a woman who is exercising against her will. We then try to figure out how any of us can make friends.

In an AWP first, we meet a Trump supporting Mormon man whose Absolute Yourst takes us by storm. We also get to hear about a listener’s worst date.

Alison and Dana ALWAYS want to hear your problems, advice, feedback and Absolute Yoursts! You can contact them through their website, friend them on Facebook, or follow them on Instagram and Twitter.

**NOTE**

If you’re thinking about suicide, are worried about a friend or loved one, or would like emotional support, the Lifeline network is available 24/7 across the United States. The Lifeline is available for everyone, is free, and confidential. See website for additional crisis services and hotlines. Online chat services provided as well at suicidepreventionlifeline.org/talk-to-someone-now/

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline

1-800-273-8255

If you or someone you know is struggling with an eating disorder, The National Eating Disorder Association is a great resource: https://www.nationaleatingdisorders.org/types-symptoms-eating-disorders.

EPISODE 32 – SICK

Episode 32 kicks off with an update on Alison’s life which continues to spiral out of control. While Alison tries desperately to find the silver lining, Dana, conversely, decides to divorce her husband over a mispacked lunchbox.

We then launch into the feedback portion of our show where we meet a listener who needs some support with her body positive fashion Instagram (holychicmilwaukee) so we shout her ass out. Another listener insists that Alison pronounces her own name wrong and we meet yet another man who hates strip clubs. We also get an update from the woman who asked about a new job opportunity but only received advice from Alison about what type of wedding dress to buy. Sadly, the feedback section ends with Alison getting yelled at and being forbidden from using the word “sick” in the future.

During the Absolute Worst Therapy segment, we meet a woman who is exercising against her will. We then try to figure out how any of us can make friends.

In an AWP first, we meet a Trump supporting Mormon man whose Absolute Yourst takes us by storm. We also get to hear about a listener’s worst date.

Alison and Dana ALWAYS want to hear your problems, advice, feedback and Absolute Yoursts! You can contact them through their website, friend them on Facebook, or follow them on Instagram and Twitter.

**NOTE**

If you’re thinking about suicide, are worried about a friend or loved one, or would like emotional support, the Lifeline network is available 24/7 across the United States. The Lifeline is available for everyone, is free, and confidential. See website for additional crisis services and hotlines. Online chat services provided as well at suicidepreventionlifeline.org/talk-to-someone-now/

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline

1-800-273-8255

If you or someone you know is struggling with an eating disorder, The National Eating Disorder Association is a great resource: https://www.nationaleatingdisorders.org/types-symptoms-eating-disorders.

Episode 31: It's Early. And Dana is Angry. by Dana Powell & Alison Royer

Episode 31: It's Early. And Dana is Angry. by Dana Powell & Alison Royer

In Episode 30 we welcome Sarah Baker!!! You may recognize Sarah as Zack Galifianakis’ wife in The Campaign or from the NBC sitcom Go On or as Thea Cunningham in HBO’s Big Little Lies!

This episode is all about how Sarah and Dana are such great friends that they have literally morphed into the same person. We talk about marriage, Xanax, and how to say goodbye.

Sarah then helps us answer some listener feedback! First we address the issue of skinny girls. Then we meet a 30-year-old who’s looking for love in all the wrong places. Finally, we try to rid the world of alcoholism one drunken mom at a time.

Episode 30 ends with an epic Absolute Yourst that includes Sarah Baker, The Office and a gaggle of unfortunate extras.

Alison and Dana ALWAYS want to hear your problems, advice, feedback and Absolute Yoursts! You can contact them through their website, friend them on Facebook, or follow them on Instagram and Twitter.

**NOTE**

If you’re thinking about suicide, are worried about a friend or loved one, or would like emotional support, the Lifeline network is available 24/7 across the United States. The Lifeline is available for everyone, is free, and confidential. See website for additional crisis services and hotlines. Online chat services provided as well at suicidepreventionlifeline.org/talk-to-someone-now/

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline

1-800-273-8255

If you or someone you know is struggling with an eating disorder, The National Eating Disorder Association is a great resource: https://www.nationaleatingdisorders.org/types-symptoms-eating-disorders.

In Episode 30 we welcome Sarah Baker!!! You may recognize Sarah as Zack Galifianakis’ wife in The Campaign or from the NBC sitcom Go On or as Thea Cunningham in HBO’s Big Little Lies!

This episode is all about how Sarah and Dana are such great friends that they have literally morphed into the same person. We talk about marriage, Xanax, and how to say goodbye.

Sarah then helps us answer some listener feedback! First we address the issue of skinny girls. Then we meet a 30-year-old who’s looking for love in all the wrong places. Finally, we try to rid the world of alcoholism one drunken mom at a time.

Episode 30 ends with an epic Absolute Yourst that includes Sarah Baker, The Office and a gaggle of unfortunate extras.

Alison and Dana ALWAYS want to hear your problems, advice, feedback and Absolute Yoursts! You can contact them through their website, friend them on Facebook, or follow them on Instagram and Twitter.

**NOTE**

If you’re thinking about suicide, are worried about a friend or loved one, or would like emotional support, the Lifeline network is available 24/7 across the United States. The Lifeline is available for everyone, is free, and confidential. See website for additional crisis services and hotlines. Online chat services provided as well at suicidepreventionlifeline.org/talk-to-someone-now/

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline

1-800-273-8255

If you or someone you know is struggling with an eating disorder, The National Eating Disorder Association is a great resource: https://www.nationaleatingdisorders.org/types-symptoms-eating-disorders.

During Episode 29 we realize that we may be ruining the youth after a listener writes in and tells us how we’re affecting her son. We also get some positive feedback from a listener who claims Alison’s vagina helped someone.

This week Dana kicks off the Absolute Worst Therapy section with a problem that results in the loss of all her belongings. We then meet a listener who pitches a new AWP segment! She also asks for some guidance regarding her boyfriend’s kids.

Our final therapy question shocks us so much that we end the show with the promise of returning with an expert and better answers.

Alison and Dana ALWAYS want to hear your problems, advice, feedback and Absolute Yoursts! You can contact them through their website, friend them on Facebook, or follow them on Instagram and Twitter.

**NOTE**

If you’re thinking about suicide, are worried about a friend or loved one, or would like emotional support, the Lifeline network is available 24/7 across the United States. The Lifeline is available for everyone, is free, and confidential. See website for additional crisis services and hotlines. Online chat services provided as well at suicidepreventionlifeline.org/talk-to-someone-now/

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline

1-800-273-8255

If you or someone you know is struggling with an eating disorder, The National Eating Disorder Association is a great resource: https://www.nationaleatingdisorders.org/types-symptoms-eating-disorders.

During Episode 29 we realize that we may be ruining the youth after a listener writes in and tells us how we’re affecting her son. We also get some positive feedback from a listener who claims Alison’s vagina helped someone.

This week Dana kicks off the Absolute Worst Therapy section with a problem that results in the loss of all her belongings. We then meet a listener who pitches a new AWP segment! She also asks for some guidance regarding her boyfriend’s kids.

Our final therapy question shocks us so much that we end the show with the promise of returning with an expert and better answers.

Alison and Dana ALWAYS want to hear your problems, advice, feedback and Absolute Yoursts! You can contact them through their website, friend them on Facebook, or follow them on Instagram and Twitter.

**NOTE**

If you’re thinking about suicide, are worried about a friend or loved one, or would like emotional support, the Lifeline network is available 24/7 across the United States. The Lifeline is available for everyone, is free, and confidential. See website for additional crisis services and hotlines. Online chat services provided as well at suicidepreventionlifeline.org/talk-to-someone-now/

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline

1-800-273-8255

If you or someone you know is struggling with an eating disorder, The National Eating Disorder Association is a great resource: https://www.nationaleatingdisorders.org/types-symptoms-eating-disorders.

We start to fear we’ll never reach Oprah-level success after kicking off Episode 28 by reading some listener criticism. We learn a lot, BUT IT STILL HURTS! Luckily we also read some feedback from a listener who we haven’t yet deeply offended. Yeah!

During the Absolute Worst Therapy segment, we meet an Angry Italian Woman who is trying to navigate the world of bullying. Next we hear about a stinky employee, Alison loses her shit on Dana and we ban a topic for life. Finally, we meet a listener who suspects her partner of cheating and wants to know the answer to that age-old question, “Why am I so psycho?”

We end this episode with the nicest, most adorable Absolute Yourst in AWP history. Alison and Dana then follow this up with their own Absolute Yoursts, proving that they’re literal terrible people.

Alison and Dana ALWAYS want to hear your problems, advice, feedback and Absolute Yoursts! You can contact them through their website, friend them on Facebook, or follow them on Instagram and Twitter.

**NOTE**

If you’re thinking about suicide, are worried about a friend or loved one, or would like emotional support, the Lifeline network is available 24/7 across the United States. The Lifeline is available for everyone, is free, and confidential. See website for additional crisis services and hotlines. Online chat services provided as well at suicidepreventionlifeline.org/talk-to-someone-now/

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline

1-800-273-8255

If you or someone you know is struggling with an eating disorder, The National Eating Disorder Association is a great resource: https://www.nationaleatingdisorders.org/types-symptoms-eating-disorders.

We start to fear we’ll never reach Oprah-level success after kicking off Episode 28 by reading some listener criticism. We learn a lot, BUT IT STILL HURTS! Luckily we also read some feedback from a listener who we haven’t yet deeply offended. Yeah!

During the Absolute Worst Therapy segment, we meet an Angry Italian Woman who is trying to navigate the world of bullying. Next we hear about a stinky employee, Alison loses her shit on Dana and we ban a topic for life. Finally, we meet a listener who suspects her partner of cheating and wants to know the answer to that age-old question, “Why am I so psycho?”

We end this episode with the nicest, most adorable Absolute Yourst in AWP history. Alison and Dana then follow this up with their own Absolute Yoursts, proving that they’re literal terrible people.

Alison and Dana ALWAYS want to hear your problems, advice, feedback and Absolute Yoursts! You can contact them through their website, friend them on Facebook, or follow them on Instagram and Twitter.

**NOTE**

If you’re thinking about suicide, are worried about a friend or loved one, or would like emotional support, the Lifeline network is available 24/7 across the United States. The Lifeline is available for everyone, is free, and confidential. See website for additional crisis services and hotlines. Online chat services provided as well at suicidepreventionlifeline.org/talk-to-someone-now/

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline

1-800-273-8255

If you or someone you know is struggling with an eating disorder, The National Eating Disorder Association is a great resource: https://www.nationaleatingdisorders.org/types-symptoms-eating-disorders.