Accuracy Third

Finalizing the fixing-up of our feed, so prepare for the second-half of our first season in all its awkward glory. Features modesty trimmed versions of episodes 5-8 of season one. S01 E05 – Bitten by the Temple of Tetanus The story of the conception and build of the beautiful Mazu Temple from 2015. We talk to Nathan (aka Witchdoctor,) about the behind-the-scenes pitfalls of getting entangled in a large-scale, transcontinental playa installation. S01 E06 – How Barbie, Gummybear, & Nathan Lost Their Virginity Stories about going to Burning Man for the first time. Gummybear flees Yellowstone. How Nathan got hired for Black Rock City. Barbie says Burning Man is transformative. S01 E07 -Yeah, They're Not Gonna Like You at the Goldmine DPW is in the studio today in the form of Xeno, the guy you want to talk to if you need a crew to build you official, DPW-certified shade structures. That's if you can locate him, though, because there are some times when he finds himself more in need of rescue than anything else. But sometimes, it's merely a misunderstanding of bloodstained proportions. We also hear from Relay, one of our skilled radio dispatchers, who shares pointed commentary during Xeno's stories. We'll highlight her own exploits and experiences in a future episode. S01 E08 – It's Like Bend in the Desert Today, we're sharing stories about interactions with Law Enforcement Officers in Black Rock City. Foxtrot tells us how she became part of a staff vehicle. Creampie gets pulled over. Rex & D-Day get away with it, separately. Relay has been picked up by law enforcement. A lot. Xeno cannot be compelled. Beth assures us we're good. We're good. Full versions of Season 1 Episodes 5-8 are available at http://www.accuracythird.com

Something has gone all sideways with our feed, so here's our chance to revisit season one, and laugh at how awkward we were. SO MANY DROP-INS!!!1!!

Features modesty trimmed versions of episodes 1-4 of season one.

Music (at the end): Carl Fenton's Orchestra, "Sweet Lady" 1921 Courtesy of archive.org

S01 E01 – How Smoke Daddy Got His Job Accuracy Third is a podcast collecting an oral history of Black Rock. We are looking for your very best stories from and about That Thing In The Desert. This episode introduces your hosts, Rex & D-Day, and our illustrious producer, Drunk Beth. Starring Smoke Daddy & Andale'.

S01 E02 – Violet's Passions Rex & D-Day interview Violet, who has a lot to say about different facets of passion at Burning Man, with her friend and D-Day's wife, Creampie, piping up in the background, while Drunk Beth arrives to the recording session a little too late to contain D-Day's poor voice modulation.

S01 E03 – Jon Was a Teenage Juggler Drunk Beth's boyfriend Jon tells Rex & D-day about his playa wedding and how burning man is like juggling festivals. There's a lot about everyone's weddings, actually, before Creampie shares a story about some very exclusive swings.

S01 E04 – O-Ring Von Brownflower Wipes Out O-Ring Von Brownflower talks to D-Day, Rex, and Drunk Beth about the life choices that you wouldn't expect would bring you to Black Rock City. There's also a quick discussion about non-standard Burning Man kites, and then boy, do we hear about an impressive playa injury.

Full versions of Season 1 Episodes 1-4 are available at http://www.accuracythird.com

Sticky hand stuff. Ty's BLOG. OUR survival guide. The AEZ & Poni. Naked raver hippie anarchists. The Trump DEA, specifically. Itemized grocery shit. Some people don't like it. Funnel Vision's big mistake. Hang a blinky light from it. Not a can't-er; a won't-er. YOU'RE going to DIE (some years.) Themeless camps. Tamping it down. Fall Zone Circus. Temple of Gravity. The mechanics of The Sonic Runway. The Universal Life Experience Gay Orgy Tent. THat's probably where it is. Daddy Culture or: How I Learned to Stop Judging and Implore Listeners to Send Rex Leather Captain Hats. A shanking offense. The Dildo Garden. A one-of-a-kind episode.

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Music: Wate "Message from the Cosmos (Instrumental)"

Xander & Ginger Beer are #FromGate. Burning a man in effigy, annually. Everyone can make coffee. Big waffle energy. Hello. Contact dancing IS happening. The big storm. Judgment and the dread. Wherefore art thou, Jub-Jub?! Them first and the get-me get-mees. Group bondage culture. Gumshoe rangering. Officer Pig. Mommas, don't let your babies grow up to be Death Guild. Box Office Beep. "Some" parents. From The Black Hole to the Gate. Yes no no. Smuggling wets. Both-sidesing the bar. Having a moment. Dumpster fires. #NeverForgetTheyAreCops Music: THAT Damned Band "Phantasmagoric Cabaret" https://thatdamnedband.com/

It's the most noggiest time of the year. Engineer porn. SF don't like BRC. Check your dick to own the libs. Thank yous to guest and patron, Neko. December 2022. A swing and a what. Skewing male. Derp red pill. It has a playa. Blurred lines. In your shit: glutamate. WHAT WE'VE BEEN WATCHING: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Veep, Noah vs Mother!, Oakie Noodling.

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WHAT WE ARE LISTENING TO: Citations Needed: https://citationsneeded.libsyn.com/ Eat the Rich: https://soundcloud.com/eattherichpod TRASHFUTURE: https://trashfuturepodcast.podbean.com/ Strong Songs: https://strongsongspodcast.com/ Story Shed: https://app.kidslisten.org/pod/Story-Shed Qanon Anonymous : https://www.qanonanonymous.com/ Knowledge Fight: https://knowledgefight.com/ Maintenance Phase: http://maintenancephase.com/ You're Wrong About: https://yourewrongabout.com/ On the Media: https://www.wnycstudios.org/podcasts/otm

Music: "Burning Man 2015 - Sleazy Beaches (Bass Set)" by Escher Beat https://soundcloud.com/escherbeat

There were 2022 announcements. Rich people: now with the same rules as actual people. No more commercial rentals. Unique = placement. Share your placement nightmares with us, maybe? No coffee nor shop in 2022. What happened? What's going to happen? Validations. The money thing & history. Rexggestions. Volunteer for BRC. No reason to despair. Coffee Shop volunteer concerns. Performance art gallery. No carpet while we're at it. 2022 here we go.

He is a certified doctor of Yesology and he says, "Yes." Burn Dot Life. Electric kazoos and many awfullest cheapest instruments. Remember Ryan Zinke's BLM extravaganza of illegal bullshits. The road Pigs. Dildo Akbar's service to the cause. Gross-Out First Thing Thursday Morning. Not ever, not EVER. Catch as catch can. Hi, Hug Deli. The applause conspiracy. The Drunk Bob of BRC. Workers rights royalty. Make America Punch-Fist Again. Scholarshipping. Polarized lens. Extreme-o weirdos. They're not art. Templing. Diffusing Thunder Dome. Archetypal Rangering. Not a joke (x2). Not our composer, Lizard. Tiny noises. Waste-based culture. #WeirdoutWednesday #BurnDotLife #MomTattoo "My Favorite Things" - Burning Man version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4waa6wy7cSw

Lazy-Ass Fuckers VS Lazy Ass-Fuckers. Sassy's playa produce rundown. Boutique Burners. Rando-In-Law. They give out clean socks. Black Water Guardians. Small dog camp. The worst swings ever. Dday gets the shit. Nate shows off. Portal Burn, the VAG, and Frostburn. Solid goals. People: yelling. LED jocks. The BFG. You need a Ranger. Weepout Wednesday. The Hurting Games. Where Ashram Galactica were. How lending works. Bikes for tykes. The hardest greet-day.

Music: "Burning Man 2015 - Sleazy Beaches (Bass Set)" by Escher Beat https://soundcloud.com/escherbeat

Burn Barrel chatting with Whisper. House of the Devil. Where sucks? He should listen to this. Nope. Hammock hangout. Pollination. Wedding camp industrial complex. Plastic Chapel. Child Executive Officers. Morning nudies. How'd we miss the hammer? We're very big. Places and things all over playa. Weekly Qworld Anon. Secret Listener Q & A Showdown! Let's hang out. That radical IATSE shit. How cool is the sauna? Your guts should be at ease. #VolunteerIce #FundOurPraxis Music: "Deep Playa Wonderings - Incantation Breath (Escher Beat Mix)" by Escher Beat https://soundcloud.com/escherbeat

He is Tech Joel. Katie wheel. Plan B & Meow Wolves. A lot in Empire, Nevada. Daytime Theme Camp A+++. Manifesting Man. What we would call Esplanade. Temple of Renegade Shade. Franchise Freedom flies. Purple and red and orange. Far out. 16 of them. No SF to BRC. Chasing the experience numbers. The Fully Mediated Lotus. Wednesday people. Hippie-like mountains. Just meet people. Heavy and very itchy. The Turtles at futureturtles.com. Also, The Gay Camps Minute. Plus, The Placement Second. #NewPlague #NoGo Music: "Transportation" by Shakano