We're all friends with Soup Soup Soup Flavored Blankets. Buttercup from some other Buttercup's Camp Buttercup. Newbie crab-free zones. Noodles and the first actual radio. Rides for soup. The apps. #throatgoals We play games! We're all poly now. What about your titty wagon? Best flavored beacon. Under the face of Noodles. Prepare for your present. Rex is the asshole. How will our soup stay sopping? Random Trump nuzzlings. OUP. Come early, feed the art. The scary tent conceals the fucking. Contracting a glue baby. Timesharing plug & play camps. The A3rd MLM and you. We like the courts; the courts that go food. Clean the vegan out of your shits. In a book of crappy jokes. Do Not Climb lives. Playa names to be proud of. Also, the best sound cue. Plus, "douche canoe." SFB's shitty Yelp reviews: https://www.yelp.com/biz/soup-flavored-blankets-black-rock-city-3

Flaming Lotus Fundraising Fire Flies. Hundreds of people. Fifteen pieces. Worldwide. Cell Space. Noise Bridge. The nerd community. The Box Shop, Sonny Barger, Hells Angles, and Hunter S. Thompson. Serpent legs and all. How did it go before the apps? Friendship Mfg. Co. The piece is your friends and family. Desiccated Flying Locust Girls. A step further than Burning Man. Nearly killing Caroline. Fourth of Juplaya, 2008. Getting out now. Beautiful creepy stories of friendship. Loud Party at Orgy Tent. What about wool? Baba Yaga does it right. Plus, just-in-case business cards for ASMR.

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What hasn’t Slim done? Amazing Larry’s Cube Club. The hangover kicks in. Ducks, ships, and fish. The emergence and infamy of La Contessa. The intolerable lightness of dumping and exploding. And then, the police show up. They should fix the problems. Lifting the cloud on cancer. Who knows all about Slim? What is Meow-Wolf? Does Slim need tickets? Claim them burners. Bring them home. Google the make-a-fish foundation. Burning Survivors. Accessibility inclusion-setting needs your help! Yoga at dawn or whiskey at midnight. Also, this is probably going to be the last year. Plus, see you in the Temple this year, Ben: https://www.gofundme.com/f/6yol3lc

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Banjo Dave settles for everything. We'll have 25'of styrofoam. 3/4 of NYC mass transit hubs are disparaged. Two particular dudes. Del Hamburger. Pica Dave.What is wrong with the Bay Area. We are done with "bitch." Embrace the suck. X = not real. There is no fave shade. When you wear pants, fill your pants. Math jokes. Stink in the patina. Rex is pedantic. JT = dope. Portland poops. Something about splinters. Also, veg knowledge and where things are supposed to rot.

Live at the Sacramento Podcast Festival with Swerve. How much can it be stabbed? 2,000 pieces of paper on the fire. Divorce is a warm gun. Leaving the church. Going to Burning Man. The bug-out trailer ticket issue. You're our new friend, Sappy. A set of wax wings. They brought the lasers down. D-day is always wearing clothes, fyi. Accustomed to comfort. Don't try to be cool. Rex hits some of the same notes. FOMO-based cult. Ex-cleric Camaraderie. Also, this is why you're an asshole. Plus, Beth thinks things made with 2x4s and screws are shabby.

The Bethest punum. A lot about playa names. Chewkkake has proof. Fresh food foibles. D-day slapped a kitten. Bike triangle: Fence adjacent. The Organization. Food errand. Art cars: too loud for Rex. The Train Crash train crash. Syracuse to Chicago. 143% OSHA thing. A sea of dry hot dogs and sweaty penises. Help Us Clean Out Our Bar Day. Bethest has some L and some A. @ the Sac Pod Fest. Also, Narcs Love Bustin'. Plus, stop by the Black Hole! It's not not for you!

{[This is a taste of the (sort of) content we release for our Patrons. Patrons received this content right after we got home from playa. If you would like to Patreon Accuracy Third, you can Patreon us at Patreon.] THANK YOU, PATRONS!} Hotwire did a little edit of Bethest, Rex, and D-day sitting on a scaffold on playa, watching the sun come up. It is a series of beautiful moments with three good friends.

O-Ring Von Brownflower took his Pops to Burning Man. Steamed bat & cobra are not like chicken. Things about everyone’s names. Once and done. Water + bikes = wet. Pops is the rubber ducky. Hangin’ with hooks-in. Little Sisters of the Lotus of Perpetual Indulgence. Just the right amount of meth. Keeper saves the day! Have all the horns, give none of the toots. The grenades are great in Truckee. Also, D-day doesn’t know enough about post offices.

East Coast Burns abound. Leading theme camps. Wickerman humble Brag. Scrambles is scramblin'. Dance Fight Dance Party. Historical fencing. Talking economies. Pivoting toward ritual screaming. The comeback tour. Scram fam. Mutant, right? Tripticon. Or Trypticon. Or Triptikahn. Lucky cancer stuff. He fucked her formula. Burning Wish. Let down some guards. Also, D-day goes far afield, and Bethest confronts religiosity.

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What the fuck is going on with the Bureau of Land Management Environmental Impact Statement? Chickenfeet understands the playa needs to change. What does 100,000 mean to you? How big is not big enough? Ibiza has nothing on this, this week. Barriers, balustrades, and baba ganoush. Finding Burning Man through spite and sedition. Now that we have EIS, what are we going to do ... with it?