We're back! We're audible! And we won't blow out your eardrums! Now it's just the content that sucks. John, Drabby, and Bront don't have a secret guest because fuck coronavirus. But they do recap the Crew vs. Seattle match in Segment 1, along with the injuries that plague the team, and the lads hand out Man Balls. In Segment 2, you find out what Bront's kink is. Hint: it requires four people. The panel is horrified. In Segment 3, YOUR hot takes are shared with the world, if they're good or bad enough. Alex Thomas pops in with a weather report that is largely irrelevant, and the lads consider a world without soccer for a month.