Are you still listening? No, seriously. We haven't had actual soccer to talk about in like six weeks. Regardless, John, Bront, and Drabs check in... the panel discusses Bront's new career as a mask-licker. No, seriously. John reveals that he hates all Crew players and wouldn't buy their jerseys. No, seriously. Drabby thanks you, the person reading this, on the show. No, seriously. These are all actual things that happen.

What a world.