SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC vs. DC United, Cracking The Code featuring Federico Higuain, and Man Balls of The Week.

SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity Fan Darling Thief stops by the show to discuss stuff and also things. Will she know what to do with the tire?

SEGMENT THREE: We head live on Periscope to read your hot takes aka The Battle for The Grand Prize, prediction scores, prediction updates, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack war, and so much fucking more.