SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crewzers FC vs. Real Salt Lake, Cracking the Code makes its triumphant return, and we hand out our Man Balls of The Week.

SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity fan and failing minitailgate shitlord Patrick Jones stops by the program to talk about things and also about stuff. What a rare treat.

SEGMENT THREE: We go live on Periscope for your hot takes aka The Battle for The Grand Prize, prediction scores, prediction updates, previewing Crewzers FC at Los Angeles Galaxy Craft, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack war, and so much fucking more.