SEGMENT ONE: Rob Schneider is a stapler. SEGMENT TWO: Oh tam tam tamaloo stops by for der prabes a lerb derp a lerb, also look at me I'm a praynus frank ah I go to a praynus braynus. SEGMENT THREE: Battle for the grand prabes, prabevrabing Crew against Rabealabes, and der deeber. Ter herb ah berloo.

SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew at Bridgeview F*re, Cracking the Code talks lawsuit, and Man Balls of The Week. SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity guest David Miller stops by to talk about things and stuff. SEGMENT THREE: Hot takes from The Massive, rrediction scores, prediction updates, previewing Crewzers FC at DC United.

SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC vs. Vancouver Whitecaps, Cracking the Code makes its triumphant return, and Man Ball of The Week.

SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity fan Evonne Seagull stops by to sing some songs or whatever. SEGMENT THREE: The Battle for The Grand Prize, prediction scores, prediction updates, the Weather Report with Alex Thomas, and previewing Crewzers FC at Bridgeview Fire.

SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC vs DC United, Cracking the Code, and Man Balls of The Week.

SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity fan Andy Stankey stops by the show to talk about things and stuff.

SEGMENT THREE: Hot takes, previewing Crewzers FC vs Vancouver Whitecaps.

SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC at Philadelphia Union, Cracking the Code, and Man Balls of The Week.

SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity fan Jo Rodgers stops by the show to talk about things and stuff, and also how she's one of the top lads at attending City Council meetings in the game today.

SEGMENT THREE: Hot takes, previewing Crewzers FC vs. DC United.

SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC vs. Montreal Impact, Cracking the Code, and Man Balls of The Week.

SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity fan Tobias Roediger stops by the show to talk about things and stuff, and also how he's one of the top advertisingmen in the game today.

SEGMENT THREE: Hot takes, previewing Crewzers FC vs. Philadelphia Union.

SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC at Toronto FC, Cracking the Code with celebrity fan Steve Abreu, and Man Balls of The Week.

SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity fan Keith Naas stops by the show to talk about things and stuff, and also how he's one of the top threadman in the game today.

SEGMENT THREE: Hot takes, previewing Crewzers FC vs. Montreal Impact.

SEGMENT ONE: The number 17 Buffalo Bills podcast within the outerbelt of 270 is back and worse than ever before! We talk Crewzers FC in the Carolina Challenge Cup, cover PSV's latest press release of failure, and hand out our first Man Balls of 2018.

SEGMENT TWO: The first guest in ACES Radio history returns to talk #SaveTheCrew. His name is Sean Kelly, and his STC documentary is hitting the big screen on 3/9.

SEGMENT THREE: The Battle for The Grand Prize is back, as we read your first hot takes of the 2018 season. Prediction scores, prediction updates, previewing Crew SC at Toronto FC, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack war, and so much fucking more.

CLIP SHOW TIME! Join us on a trip down memory lane to hear what the Columbus Crew means to some of our celebrity guests from episodes past.

• SEGMENT ONE: Updates on #SaveTheCrew, Cracking The Code, and Man Balls of The Week
• SEGMENT TWO: Mike Flick stops by to talk about stuff and also things.
• SEGMENT THREE: Trophies, Grand Prizes, Memories of Season Two, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack War, and so much fucking more.