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You're listening to the latest, lamest, and DEFINITELY LAST EPISODE OF ACES RADIO! That's right kids, we're going out on top! Well, for the team. For us, it's definitely the bottom. After lad check-in, special guest MORGAN HUGHES (#rest) joins us to recap MLS Cup. We talk roster moves, new jerseys, and answer YOUR questions of the week! Also, Mad Libs from Evonne, man balls, prediction recap (quiet, Bront), and our final sign-off. I can't believe we've done this.

OMGWTFBBQ Columbus Crew are in MLS Cup!!!!! After lad check-in, we recap the game vs. the New England Bruce Arenas and look forward to a game that most of us can't attend. We talk refs, Dong Arber, and what our feels will be not being with our full Crew family for the game. Man Balls are awarded, Crew vs. Fuck Seattle is previewed, and we learn five minutes after recording about Pedro and Nagbe FUUUUUUUUUUU.

This is definitely the worst episode of ACES Radio ever. Seriously. Our recording bot jacked the audio up, and we repaired it as best we could. It sounds like a junior high AV club spliced it together while on a Mountain Dew bender. There's a lad check-in, recap of Crew vs. Nashville, talk of underdogs, YOUR questions of the week, score predictions, and Sean and Bront trying to cheat the prediction standings again. Get stoned off your ass and give it a listen, you might like it.

It's a special PLAYOFF EDITION OF ACES RADIO! After a lad check-in involving turkeys and bubbles and the crap that is Charlie Brown Thanksgiving, the lads discuss Columbus Crew vs. Red Bull New York Red Bull. MLS playoffs are awesome and if you don't agree, you're wrong. We read YOUR questions of the week and talk about what Thanksgiving food Josh Williams is. Crew vs. Nashville, breaking covid news, and Bront tries to cheat the prediction standings. Will there be score predictions? Tune in to find out.

The Columbus Crew regular season is over, much like Drabby's lifespan. After check-in, the lads discuss the season finale against Atlanta United, including what a jerkface Escobar is. The lads also award their regular season MVP, Defender of the Year, and Kirk Urso Heart Awards. They answer YOUR questions of the week, including what Crew player would be their lawn boy. (HINT: It isn't Josh Williams, but also it is.) A new CONTINUING CHAMPION is crowned, and the previous one is dead. #Rest. Playoff predictions galore... it's ACES Radio!

Well well well. If it isn't another Crew win-that-looked-like-a-loss followed by a loss-that-should-have-been-a-win. The lads check in... Bront talks about working the polls (not the poles), John talks about good beer, Drabby talks about playing Among Us. The lads recap games vs. DOOP and Orlando, the death of Crew defense, being winless on the road, and Caleb Porter's empty trophy case. They answer YOUR questions of the week, award man balls, and predict the season finale vs. Atlanta. #JoshWilliamsForPresident

OMGWTFBBQ Columbus Crew?! The lads check in, so we can hear about Bront watching Bar Rescue and John living it. Drabby talks about bird webinars because of course. The lads refuse to recap the last two games, but talk about all the garbage soccer played. They discuss current events with the Crew and league, and read ALL OF YOUR QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK. They're like hot takes, except mercifully shorter. Prediction scores, prediction updates, previews of Doop and Orlando MethLions, and Crognale Man Balls for everyone!

Greetings, Bezlords. Another episode of ACES Radio, wherein: John gets that sweet PAM money, Bront pretends to be an independent voter, and Drabby rakes leaves. No seriously, we talk about this. The lads recap Crew vs. NYCFCSC and talk about how well everyone but Pedro played. We talk Supporter Shield nonsense, whether we'd attend MLS Cup, and Mensah getting PAID. Previews of Houston and DC, the world's fastest prediction updates, and of course we take our time with our man balls.

Oh boy. We get to talk about Crew vs. FCC. Yay. Can't wait. BUT FIRST. A lad check-in where John and Drabby dodge walnuts and Bront is almost ready to start using his arm for... whatever it is he does with it. We ramble about a bunch of junk related to the game, Jaap Stam sucks, and we hope we get to see Bouba Keita again some day but probably not 'cause Caleb Porter. Man balls are awarded, prediction scores, prediction updates, and... yeah, that's about it.