Actually Happening

Actually Happening

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Actually Happening episodes

  • Not Actually Happening Ep. 9 — Mountweazels
    This week we have a Not Actually Happening. I know you were expecting a full episode – so were we. Victoria’s been very ill. She’ll be fine, don’t worry, but at our last taping we only got the one full episode. This week, we talk about a bunch of made up words in the dictionary, and fake mountains on maps…
    14 min
  • Actually Happening Ep 18 — Joe Biden’s Extra Pandas
    This Week:
    — The drunkest of hats
    — Joe Biden brings back the jort
    — The Chinatown bus is lacking in magazines
    — “I wish I could have been a heretic back when it actually meant something.”
    — Extra pandas
    — The severed limbs of your enemies plus two forms of ID and three references
    — The nightmarish world of Oz
    — “The crisp vitality of a damp mop”
    — Dr. Ruth was a sniper
    — Dancing about editing is like talking about music
    — Zorro’s alter ego is a really tired guy
    — Our real interest in aliens
    — Space station with a gun?
    — Ironic tweets from a Mars lander
    — Yo dawg, I heard you like murals
    — “When in doubt, name a Ninja Turtle”
    — Projectile lactation
    — Muppet Medici
    — Leonardo da Vinci: world’s greatest resume liar?
    — “This isn’t a podcast. It’s an intervention.”
    Image Credits: Wikimedia Commons, Flickr.
    41 min
  • Actually Happening Episode 17 — Nothing Some Money, Nothing of Swiss
    This week we almost play the penis game with Emperor Elagabalus.
    This Week:
    — Anna held a python once
    — Bing Maps thinks Brooklyn is just 1 point
    — Duck Duck Go Chases you around the office
    — Seoul National Puppy
    — The cast of the jersey shore sniffs for drugs
    — The cloned dog penis game
    — Rats on landmines
    — What the British aristocracy has in common with rat meat merchants and vampires
    — It’s a really obscure holiday, you wouldn’t know it
    — We need an orange on the seder LP like a female employee behind the counter
    — Batman used to shoot vampires
    — Bruce Wayne’s open vats
    — What does it say under “Johnson” in Johnson’s Dictionary?
    — Mark Twain dueling with German Academics
    — The emperor Fabulous, anime villain
    — Inbred aliens
    — Jewish sun worshipers
    32 min
  • Actually Happening Episode 16 — The Dread Pirate Mithridates
    This week, in honor of tax day, we suggest improvements to the modern IRS, cover several bizarre bits of classical period finance, and hear how the moon sank the Titanic.
    This Week:
    — Rich, gay accountants
    — Communist blowjobs
    — IRS Mario
    — Click on your taxes until they blow up
    — Molly Brown, the standard of bouyancy
    — The capitol of Hungary is the Budapest capitol
    — God got mobbed by a haze of ganja
    — Bob Marley, cricket fan
    — Anna builds a castle of skulls
    — Prince Philip, cargo cultist
    — Mother of everybody, Hat of my hat
    — QEII, conquering lion
    — the Inverse Mugabe
    — The year of the 45 stabby emperors
    — The Bay of Pigs Beach Catastrophe
    — I’m not bombing Cambodia, you’re bombing Cambodia. Why are you bombing Cambodia?
    — Mithridates will probably kill you in the morning
    — The Mary Sue of the Roman Emperor
    36 min
  • Not Actually Happening Ep. 6 — Phlogiston
    Yes, it’s another Not Actually Happening, a mini-episode where we get to talk about the things history got wrong and science screwed up. This week we discuss one of our favorite nonexistent elements, terra pinguis, better known as phlogiston.
    10 min

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Yes, it's "Actually Happening," a panel game podcast with a healthy dose of obscure trivia, historical nonsense and terrible puns. Led by the obviously related Kevin Clark and Dennis Clark, and aided…