Actually, I Loved It

Episode ssssssssixty four and I don’t know why we’re hissing because these snakes can scream! This week Kayla hired a boat for Katy and them to cruise down a river filled with absolutely 100% true snake facts. Will our intrepid hosts make it out alive? Probably not but who cares cause JLo and EStoltz are here looking very hot. Featuring: Lil Ana and Big Ana, how does one become a snake puppeteer (asking for a friend) and Paul Serone: most iconic villain of all time or walking pile of red flags? 

EDIT NOTES: The film Jim Carrey starred in was called: Man on the Moon 

It's the 63rd episode and we're walking down the aisle - or should we say we're bursting through the door and interrupting the ceremony, because this week Katy took Kayla on a destination vacation to the fastest organized wedding of the season! There are bridal party montages, there are feats of toxic masculinity, there are awfully dated 90s references - there is A LOT going on. Featuring: The sarcophagus on real cinema, het nonsense and do they know Scotland is a real place?

It's the 62nd episode and we're taking you back to 62AD. Or are we? We're openly bad at history and have no idea when this is set! This week Kayz embroiled Katy in some political scandals involving Rome, arranged marriages and horse murder-but honestly, who cares because a volcano is about to erupt and kill so many people. Just so so many people. Featuring: sad ab facts, 'Gladiator/Titanic/Jeremy Irons-lite' and what a 'catchy event'!

Episode 61 and we're Looney Tunes back in action baby! Much like our girl Reese we’ve been missing with no note or phone calls, but we’re finally coming home and demanding a divorce! Don’t worry though - we’re just gonna fall in love with you all over again, leave our genuinely normal and lovely new fiancé and never leave. Ever. Featuring: calm grown adult steps, electrocuted children should go to hospital and JC works hard, but stupidity works harder.

Notes: 39 min 23 sec - old man baby face

Episode 60, flixty and thriving. This week Kayla gave Katy a mysterious job on a mysterious island with a mysterious assassin. Our guardian angel/Kayla’s nemesis is back baby, and ready to kick all the one-word smokey villains! Featuring: Elektra is a terrible assassin, we love WOMEN and how to avoid the whisper of a crack.

Buckle in y’all, episode 59 is coming in HOT and it is BONKERS. Truly. Think of anything and this movie has it. Except for the RPG of our dreams. This week, Katy took Kayla on a wild spaceship ride to a thousand different planets, stories, characters, plots and did we enjoy ourselves? Abso-freakin-lutely! Featuring: I am INNNNNN-AH, We love The Eyebrows, just not The Eyebrows’ house and 'So where’s Rihanna?'

Links:

Cara Delevingne’s house tour: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx09_4cEzlM

Do you DARE to listen to episode 58?? Us lil DEVILS sure hope so, 'cause this week Kayla took Katy down to the mean streets of Hell’s Kitchen where there was a lot of rooftop jumping and oh so much Evanescence. Featuring: I know a lot, but not that, Kayla’s relationship cycle with Jennifer Garner and Matt Murdoch is a literal murderer! 

Episode 57 coming at you like a shark attacking a man stuck inside a lit oven-an actual plot point in this week's film! For this episode, Katy helicoptered Kayla to a remote scientific facility in the middle of the ocean to spend some time with her favourite animal and participate in some severely unethical medical research. Will they make it out alive when things start to go awry?? Probably not - this movie has a verrrrry healthy body count. Featuring: BUT THESE SHARKS CAN, Brenda deserved better and Deepest Bluest (our hats are like a shark's fin).

Sup surfer dewds? Welcome to the chill vibes of episode 56. This week Katy and Kayla (and pro surfer Jesus Christ) head to the beach to discuss the 2011 retelling of Soul Surfer, which happened in 2004. Follow us as we chat about how we genuinely love this story (emphasis on the story, not so much the movie) and also how much we love talking about our childhoods.

Featuring: “That’s on Quaid”, Give us the dramatic reenactment x documentary and oops, SO MANY TANGENTS

***Episode notes:

- The Rescue

- The Last Czars

- Roman Empire

Hey there lovers - HAPPY V DAY! It’s episode 55 and while Katy enjoys a lovely break, special guest Jordan Barr joins Kayla to talk in-depth about basically everything BUT this week’s movie, Valentine’s Day. We kid, but be prepared for a lot of tangents about how much we love Jennifer Garner and Quentin Tarantino’s foot fetish. Featuring: We still don’t know if Jen goes to San Francisco, Saint chats and enemy no.1 aka precocious little children