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Boohoo! It is episode 45 and our last Halloween special of the year. We’re not sure if we’re sad because it’s over or that we had to watch Thir13en Ghosts (liars, only 12), the movie that walked so that everything else could run. Katy and Kayla got trapped for 1h30m in a glass cube of horror filled with 2001 fashion, some very well placed spectacles and what else? OH! GHOSTS. Come on in and join us for this week’s episode. But remember, it’ll take you 15 minutes to get inside, so plan accordingly. Featuring: Birth of the first ever Girl Boss, “We can see your homework” and the most annoying door in the world
Episode 44 and ooooh baby do we have a treat (and maybe a few tricks) for you bestie! Continuing our celebration of all things spooky, this week Kayla took Katy on a poorly planned road trip where they stumbled upon a bloody pit and the creepy wax animatronic village of Katy’s dreams. Featuring: We love candles, Kayla’s long running feud with Padalecki and how to tell you’re in a horror film *don’t get in the car!*
Episode 43 and week two of our Halloween coverage! This week Katy promised Kayla a 'Gremlins'-esq adventure and instead took them to a satanic ritual in the basement. It wasn't exactly what was promised on the VHS cover, but our fearless hosts waded into the Fish-Ghoulie-infested waters regardless on the hunt for some diamonds and 3D glasses! Featuring: DID YOU KNOW? Women didn't exist before 1984, the devil Malcolm and the surprising early years of Kath Day-Knight.
Episode 42 and oh my god is that someone behind you? Don’t look. No wait! Don’t turn around…slowly, slowly come with us instead for the start of our month-long Halloween celebrations! First up, Kayla puts a spell on Katy as they travel to Salem to visit some delightfully devious sisters and one handsome kitten. Featuring: the return of the angsty teen, Kovu the Lion King of our teenage hearts and solid witchy vibes! HALLOWEEN BABY!
Episode who cares?! It's our first birthday and we'll walk or cry about our dad if we want to! Join us this week as we reflect on the things we actually loved (and found hard to love) in this our very first year! Featuring: Actually actually I loved it, Ultimate Diamonds and thnks4thememz.
Episode 40 and we’re turning in for the night! Not for sleep, oh no. We’re going to the DREAMSCAPE. The DREAMZONE. That’s right baby, this week Katy took Kayla to PLANET DROOL where 'everything that is or was, began with a dream' - Lavagirl. Featuring: child writers, the hardest working bully in Hollywood and dream dream dream dream dream dream.
Episode 39 and we're having had a *bloody* good time! This week Kayz took Katy to see a tragically desperate (and secretly satanic) indie band only for the bar to explode in an incredible display of comedy, horror and before-its-time feminism. Featuring: the complexities of female friendships, 00s fashion, and the fact that Adam Body is very hot.
It's episode 38 my sweet angels and I hope you've got your weirdest most comforting hat on because we've got a series of roads to escape on in the nick of time while they crumble beneath us! This week Katy whisked Kayz back to a simpler, more presidential-loving time to witness the end of the world. Featuring: pragmatic marriages, 'bloody epic innit?' and vale Tamara.
It's number 37 and I have died every day waiting for this episode! The culmination of a most sensual journey. Kayz finally took Katy and special guest/resident Twi-Hard Ollie to the centre of a frozen field in Forks to stare at each other very dramatically. Featuring: Edward's BIG STRONG WIFE, vampire superpowers, and Charlie taking what he can get.
Episode 36 and oh boy. This week Kayla invited Katy to the vampire event of the season back in Forks! The classiest teenage shotgun wedding either of them has ever been to! Followed swiftly by a genuinely beautiful and equally horrific honeymoon. Featuring: BIG CHATS, s-e-x, and Alice's insultingly inaccurate positioning as the fashionable one.
Content Warning: Abortion (46:25 - 52:30)
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