Oh hey! We're still alive in this, the year of our Lord, 2021, and today we're bringing you a little bit of a life update as well as a clue for our next episode! Enjoy our unrehearsed ramblings as we try to remember how to podcast!

Uh oh! Episode 15 if FINALLY here. This episode didn’t make it in time for Christmas (our bad), but does JTT make it home in time to be gifted a beloved Porsche from the Ultimate Top Tier Best Christmas Dad? What kind of trouble does the little scamp get up to this time?

Featuring: The evolution of the Christmas Spirit, efficient time management during the silly season and JTT in a movie, not a sitcom. WHAT?

It's Episode 14 and HO HO HOLY SH*T Arnie is in the HOUSE! The ultimate Christmas Dad is here to save the day and punch as many reindeer and Santas along the way.

In this ep Katy shows Kayla that Arnold Schwarzenegger is more than the Terminator, he is also a VERY successful mattress salesman… and maybe a superhero? Turboman, is that you?

Unlucky episode thirteen but jokes on them ‘cause we are lucky ducks blessed with the gift of Switchmas Part Two! T’was the night before Switchmas and all through Montenaro the Vanegas were switching, yes even the one from Chicago. In part two Kayla has invited Katy to their coronation, but alas Switchmas and their wild cuzzy have come to switch things up. Featuring: sensual moaning, we need to talk about Kevin (and how hot he is), and even more Vanega than you could ever want or need.

HO HO HO MERRY SWITCHMAS! It’s the Twelfth episode and the Twelfth month and boy oh boy do we have twelve drummers drumming up our excitement because it’s part one of our two-part Netflix Princess Switch Switchmas Special! This week Kayla invited Katy to a prestigious baking competition in the ambiguously European country of Belgravia. Featuring: cardboard cakes, dubious accents, and so so much Vanega.

’TIS THE SEASON! Episode 11 brings you tidings of comfort and joy and two Christmas dads fighting over Christmas decorations. Katy’s driven Kayla down to see the annual Christmas lights in the fancy part of town, but has it won over Kayla’s inner Grinch? Featuring: KAYLA LITERALLY ELECTROCUTING THEMSELF IRL, Bradbury erasure, and some wholesome yuletide advice: get some nuts in ya!

We’ve hit double digits buds! Episode 10 sees Kayla dragging Katy and her green Mitsubishi Evo down to the mean streets for some illegal street racing and casual sexism. Featuring: Tenet chat, Why all the other Fast and Furious films are better, the sensual shift stall, and Katy’s campaign to #bringbacksuki

Cat's have 9 lives and we have 9 episodes! This week Kayla is transformed into an angsty teen by the powers of the 90’s era House of Mouse. Cat lover Katy is saved by her own cat’s mysterious protective powers, but can she follow her personal Teen-in-Need-Creed? Is Kayla doomed to butterfly clips and choker necklaces forever? Featuring: Christina Ricci: 40-year-old teen, your movie dad, and a disturbing lack of cats.

Episode number Eight! Some say Eight is the most romantic number of them all and so in celebration, Kayla went all out and invited THE Zac Efron ZEFRON and Taylor Schilling into Katy’s living room. That’s right Barbara’s of the world, get ready to flood your basements. Featuring: sexy potatoes, our own Nicholas Spark’s rom-com fantasies, and the real threat out there: Nannas.

Episode lucky number Seven this week and we need all the luck we can get! The spooky season has officially begun because this week Katy pushed Kayla headfirst into the haunted house that is the mind of Adam Sandler. Featuring: transforming thermi, Netflix hacking hard drives, and a ghostly visit from Hubie himself. Happy H’AILIween!