A.D. On The Radio

Arkansas shooting range owner declares it "Muslim Free" zone; Derek Jeter goes from being an old man in baseball to a young man in real life; Tracy Morgan responds to WalMart; Funkhouser & AD lament how much fun has been made of their respective names and decide to open up "The Law Offices of Funkhouser & Adrian"

The Rapex anti-rape device; Muslim NFL player penalized 15 yards for kneeling to Allah, what would Tim Tebow do? New sexual consent laws: can they be abused? Funkhouser fights off sickness, debates the validity of Keven James as a comedian and questions the cinematic masterpiece that is Mall Cop

Is Hulk Hogan's new nightclub racist? Lindsay Lohan spirals out of control in London, we're all having a horrible Monday, especially Funkhouser who worked an EDM festival all weekend (boots and pants and boots and pants)

AD and Funkhouser discuss why network television executives should kill themselves; when you find out how much money "The Situation" made last year, you'll want to kill yourself; Dancing with the Stars has their integrity questioned because of Alfonso Ribeiro's professional dancing past; Funkhouser digs up the damning evidence*

*this edition of the show contains absolutely no redeeming societal, political, or intellectual virtues whatsoever.
PS: Funkhouser knows pornstars in person, his life is better than yours

Pennsylvania senator casually comes out; Looting returns to Ferguson; the woman with three boobs is a hoax; Funkhouser doesn't need medication.

Nurse repeatedly raped paralyzed woman; Missing Afghan soldiers found sneaking into Canada; Woman gets surgery to add third breast; Air strikes against ISIL; Sugar Bear says he did not cheat on Mama June; Funkhouser prepared for a weekend of Boots and Pants dance music.

Soldiers problems are ignored as people jump all over Biden's poor choice of words; Old ass actor Steven Bauer dates an 18 year old; The Fappening part 2; Funkhouser runs out of underwear, ball-soup discussion ensues.

Joe Biden apologizes for using an anti-semitic term; married couple has threesome with homeless guy, ends in a brawl over hamburgers; Jenny McCarthy loses wedding ring during sex, where did it go? Funkhouser calls the cops on 13 year olds.

Elvira turns 63; The military is getting fat; Vikings flip flop & suspend Adrian Peterson again; Jesse Jackson trying to get paid by the NFL; Funkhouser sings the company song.

Prince Harry inherits his mothers MILLIONS ;Adrian Peterson back in the game after Vikings lose; Rosie O'Donnell on The View; 1 in 3 Americans are on Welfare; Urban Outfitters apologize for selling a blood-spattered Kent State shirt; Funkhouser and girlfriend sleep naked to beat the heat, get rashes anyway