The Republicans are in charge of the House and the Senate, why this could be a very good thing in the longrun; Marijuana now legal in Alaska, Oregon and Washington DC; Gay Republican wins in California but is also accused of sexual harassment; Funkhouser remains calm.

Today is Election Day; Washington Redskins suing 5 Native Americans; Louis CK's Twitter account disappears after ISIS rant; top weird campaign ads of 2014; Funkhouser mails it in

Why Clinton Democrats and Reagan Republicans are meaningless titles; Democrats in New York go "Big Brother" on voters, send out threatening letter; new study proves your twisted fantasies are completely normal; Brittany Manyard ends her life under Oregon's Death with Dignity Act; Funkhouser wears a raincoat to Halloween.

Highlights from the A.D. show 2014

The family of a 17 year old boy that got oral sex from a 22 year old teacher wants to get paid, sues school board for 11 million; having sex with 20 different women keeps you from getting cancer; Pope Francis declares evolution and Big Bang Theory are real, says God is not a magician with a majic wand; Funkhouser and AD pretend to be real men who are into sports by talking about the World Series.

Arizona's Red Mesa High School made up primarially of Native Americans forced to defend their "Redskin" nickname from white liberals; Jose Conseco shoots off finger; Man arrested for beatiality porn after cops found him in posession of a video featuring a woman having sex with a man in a tiger suit; Funkhouser disparages the use of the words hump and day together to describe Wednesday.

why are we punishing kids for being talented? Pee-wee football team fined $500 after 8-year-old scores touchdown that eclipsed 33 point mercy rule; Southern democrat in KKK robe attacks drag queen with torch, runs for office; Funkhouser wears crocheted hat to Disneyland

Charles Barkley calls out "unintelligent black people" for criticizing successful black people and claiming they don't act black enough; Jim Carrey & SNL make fun of Matthew McConaughey in the most genius way possible; "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" is cancelled, AD & Funkhouser discuss potential names for a new show for Mama June; is Tinder ruining the prostitution industry? Funkhouser goes to Disneyland in a hat his mom crocheted for him

Shooter in Canada was a newly recruited Islamic radical; why the best thing we can do to fight ISIS is put down our cell phones; Fox's Kimberly Guilfoyle says young women shouldn't vote, they should "go back on Tinder" Funkhouser is going to be on a game show and isn't afraid of Yellow Fever.

Yazidi begs us to bomb her brothel after ISIS sold her into sex slavery; Teenages girls from Denver tried to join ISIS & caught in Germany; Exciting kickstarter campaigh for real-life hoverboard like the one in Back to the Future; Funkhouser explores his newfound batchelor freedom